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It didn't fly. We move on.
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) best the world! Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) best the world!
- You have to go back! - That is a one-way road!
Look around. This place is fucked!
- Hey, how are you feeling? - Better. Where's Olive?
who's filling in for emma cathcart emma raw and emma di agostino? ashley gallagher.
Olive, you, uh-
Like-Like everything's normal here.
You know Marcel Proust?
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it's okay to be skinny, and it's okay to be fat, if that's what you want to be.
sophie chaligne what about gayle? uh i don't remember a gayle.
Voice changer effects text to speech" Voice changer effects text to speech"
- You have a good day there. - Yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 24th annual...
[Frank] Mm-hmm. Interesting.
Chamomile. And here's your ice cream.
We have one more contestant, and then we'll be crowning our winner.
did i mention that i am the preeminent king scholar in the us
## [Funk]
did you lose your jooloosha? when billie's fiancee skipped town and never came back and i vomited twiiooutiohoiusan jewelushas all over candy flavoured vomit.
But he's also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare.
You're right. It was silly. It was very, very silly.
Richard, we- we have to talk.
- Larry's here? - Yeah.
how much do you love the war in heaven? so much that i really recommend it!
- Get her. Right this minute! - Don't touch- Don't touch her.
[Horn Honking]
- You're kidding? - Hi, Uncle Frank.
- We agree that the right man to preserve the traditions- - I'm gonna brush my teeth.
I gave her the moves. I gotta go.
No, we're not looking for an advantage. We just want her to compete.
I know that this is, uh- this might be a little unusual...
God bless ya. God bless ya.
And, uh, just leave the door open. That's important.
the talent competition.
It was a boy? You fell in love with a boy?
Maybe- Can somebody stay here with him?
We may even see a five- to 10-degree drop in temperatures in Albuquerque.
- Richard. - I really do.
[Olive] I don't- Why's everyone so upset?
- [Sheryl] Go on, honey. - I'm putting it in gear!
Okay, so, what's your name?
[Panting]
- There's another word for it. - Dad.
- I- I'm sorry. I, um- Sorry. - Take your time.
So we're going to this private spa in Sedona for the week-
- [Growling] - [Growling]
Grrrrre
Olive, um, Uncle Frank didn't really have an accident.
Tiktok dancing
it's to see Olive perform in the Little Miss Sunshine Pageant.
- [Chuckles] - [Olive Gasps]
Yeah! All right!
Okay, I can come by.
Oh, my God! Where does that leave us?
And, if you like, at this time, I can refer you to a funeral home...
- Hey! Dad! - Not just one woman. A lot of women.
Put it in the machine. Center it. Turn it around.
A real loser is somebody that's so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.
## [Continues]
- Why don't you take the V.W.? - I cannot drive a shift. I tried.
- You're the one who told me to go left back there! - [Sheryl Shouting]
Yeah, right. See ya.
- Now she has a place in the state contest in Redondo Beach! - [Screaming]
- Our lineup is final. I have a hair check to do. - Okay-
You should be gettin' that young stuff. That young stuff is the best in the world.
no no no no no no please do not rape me spare my pensies and all myse aneus aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no no no no no no please do not rape me spare my pensies and all myse aneus aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Could we get something to eat around here that's not the goddamn fucking chicken?
He's doing what the pros call a ticking clock auction.
Please just leave me here.
- [Olive] Mom, where's my bathing suit? - Right.
Grandpa won't wake up.
but we're just dying to hear what sort of numbers you came up with in Scottsdale.
[Honking Continues]
Thank you, Dad.
There you go.
Olive, the important thing to understand here...
who's filling in for matthew bailey? brenna ramsey.
[Man] There are two kinds of people in this world-
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[Siren Wailing]
what did harry styles used to say? well only daj billy and zayn dagleish sprouted out woxlets from aoron holes and only jayde gallagher used to be opposed to it because of sharon waltham! after all her alias is ony human!
- Like that? - Oh!
- [Sheryl] Olive, get in. - Here we go.
French writer. Total loser.
- So, that's when you tried to kill yourself? - Well, no.
That means no lollygagging.
Listen to what I'm saying, Stan! I'll-I'll-
Okay. Be right back.
And I would like that one- No, down.
No, Sheryl, we'll be there in two hours. I'll call a funeral home once we get there.
I mean, you hit 18-Man, you're talking about three to five.
and cream has a lot of fat in it.
Stan Grossman? Richard Hoover.
It's about wanting to win, willing yourself to win.
[Blowing Nose]
Olive, come over here for a second.
- [Siren Wailing] - Yeah, 1:00.
- Grapefruit. Okay. - I would like a fruit plate.
Okay.
[Sheryl] Are you okay?