Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How you doin', honey? - Good.

Get me something really nasty too. I don't want any of that airbrushed shit.

- We can't stop. Jump. - I got her! I got her!

- Really? - Forget about it.

[Richard] Keep dancin', honey! Daddy's okay.

They're not working! Forget it! It's over!

- [Richard] What time is it, Frank? - Oh, 2:59.

- Grandpa? - I got two beds.

Why were you unhappy?

[Camera Shutters Clicking]

about this important choice.

- Come on! - Sheryl, let's go!

Secretary Rumsfeld and I thought long and hard...

You want to see him?

It's on the floor. The floor.

Well, I'm just wondering if this darn book deal is done or not.

All the years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing.

Actually, Olive, à la mode in French...

You're doing it. How hard can it be?

We've got a little bit of- Okay, got an emergency back here.

Miss Charisma Whiteman!

- I'll tell you when I regain consciousness. - [Motorcycle Engine Revving]

a blue raspberry Slushee.

- What's up? - [Sighs]

How’re you gonna fit Grandpa in the Miata?

No. What happened was I was a bit upset...

- Is Grandpa with you? - Yeah.

Just tell them who you are, and they will wait.

Thanks, Sheryl.

I'm sorry that you're late, but I can't help you.

Ready? Let's go.

Can we get a new one?

- Thank you. - [Woman] Bonnie, come here.

No. Please just leave me here, Mom.

Okay, these are the forms you need to fill out.

Ahh, good, yeah.

Fuck beauty contests.

And fuck the Air Force Academy.

- Anybody see a way back? It's a one-way street! - Oh!

But it's a great program. You said so yourself. I don't understand.

I can sell this.

Grandpa! Grandpa! Is Grandpa coming to California?

Everybody else was here before 3:00. I'd be giving unfair advantage.

Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level...

- But in the meantime we've gotta be- - Okay, okay! We'll drive!

- Well, you heard about Larry and the whole genius thing, right? - Yeah.

- Mom, she eats ice cream. - I heard.

[Woman] I'm on my way.

- [Richard] Finish your dinner! - I'm finished!

You only really need the clutch to go from number one to number two.

You know what a loser is?

Sheryl, let's just get through this and go home.

- Come on, Olive. - Come on, Olive.

y auntie bohoouounchbopwpahaloobowlocky auntie chris used to be a whiz at cracking these things. now here's the code:blue white DI KI purple turquos didn't take long to solve it. quaranph do quoooinch (button presses) (gate swings) wow! (portrait draws) who's this lady marlyn monroe? but it couldn't be i mean she didn't sing la riana at the opera last year.

- Thank you. - Okay?

[Chattering On P.A.]

Let me get Olive.

- Stay positive and- [Continues, Indistinct] - Yeah, get me some porn.

Look, I know you're a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this.

[Mouthing Words]

She was runner-up in the regional Little Miss Sunshine?

- Do you have something in your trunk, sir? - It's nothing. I-

It's, uh- It's the weekend, you know.

and to go out and make your dreams come true.

- Dwayne, go around outside. - Richard, what are you thinking?

- Richard. - What?

They got a pool. They got golf.

Don't show me the DARKO progression charts. I don't want to see the fucking DARKO progression charts.

- She's gonna find out anyway, remember? - What? Find out what?

- Sheryl? - No, no, no, no!

- Grandpa? - What? - Grandpa? - What?

You must be a good dancer.

- And stay at a hotel? - We can afford it.

When you're young, you're crazy to do that stuff.

[TUNELESS WHISTLES]

Dwayne, don't you dare move.

No. I'm gonna go practice my routine over there.

- I got him. I got him. - Come on.

I never want to hear about the nine steps again!

Almost like a real person.

Is there any way we might be able to view the remains?

You know, they do that horse shit every single weekend.

## [Woman Singing]

Richard, listen. I pushed this thing hard, okay?

- I'm gonna tell her. - No, Dwayne. You listen to me. Olive is who she is.