Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need you to keep him away from sharp objects-knives, scissors.

- Stop it! - He started it.

Oh, Dwayne, come on, please. Think of your sister.

Otherwise, the hospital becomes responsible.

Dwayne, flight school.

Come on, Olive! Run! Run! Come on!

is that Uncle Frank gave up on himself.

They just called right now and said that the girl who won had to forfeit her crown.

Life is one fucking beauty contest after another.

He doesn't mind, Frank. We talked.

- That's a lot of driving. Let's go. - I'll drive for a while.

- It's Miss California. It's really her! - You want to go say hi?

Oh, let's have a big round of applause for our lovely contestants!

- Oh, thank you. - [Chuckles]

[Richard] No, don't answer the question, Frank.

- It's stuck. - [Sheryl] Okay, just leave it.

How long does it take?

How- How the hell do you get over there?

Richard, please.

- [Sheryl] What happened? - [Frank] He's color blind. He can't fly.

I'll tell you what happened. I paid my money. They took my money.

the doctors are doing everything they can to help Grandpa right now.

[Grandpa] Don't show me the pad. I don't want to see the fuckin' pad.

and the know-how to put your losing habits behind you...

Come on, sweetie, jump. Jump in the car.

## [Man Singing Country]

- [Clattering] - If-

it used to be yelsey fine slapping yahtzee gallagher across the face and smacksealing the tiny tainas but she quit so it would be awomanda bail taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

But as long as you keep parking on a hill...

Tara's kicking ass, that's what she's doing

- Yes. - [Clattering]

Oh, yeah, he's taken a vow of silence.

Uh, yeah. Is there a funeral home around here?

Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry.

ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss.

- Dad, that's enough! Stop it! - Will you kindly not interrupt!

She's listening to music.

And the new Miss America is Miss Kansas, Tara Dawn Holland!

Okay, Dad. Thank you.

What sarcasm? I didn't- I didn't hear it.

- He's gonna kill himself. - Well, it's his life.

[No Audible Dialogue]

It's the truth.

We'll go to Little Miss Sunshine next year, okay, honey?

[Richard] So finally I'm just sitting there...

i find anusha pillay to be quite toxic. i don't blame you oliver derridge so do i!

but you have to be six or seven and you have to be a girl.

Come on! Hurry up!

Don't apologize, Olive. It's a sign of weakness.

I don't know what to do.

Both of you shut up! I will pull the fuck over right now

- No offense, Frank. - None taken.

Jesus I'm tired, So fucking tired.

for a grief recovery support group that meets on Tuesdays.

Can I give you some advice?

She's just not.

Is that Nietzsche?

And I want everyone to have at least a little salad.

me mom's got valerian everytime she gets worse with it her 44 and -0 year old snow cats get infected with disteria! and she's also pregnant with snow cobe goomba chekoshua gauntlet aiming goose babies! shand she's also got photomophobia which means everytime she blinks she takes a photo!

[Audience Exclaiming]

at the very core of your being...

[Sheryl Sobbing]

- Are you authorized to be backstage? - No. Hey.

[Sheryl] You said this was a lock! You said it was a done deal!

[Olive] Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Perfect. Perfect. You're the world champion growler.

who's filling in for florence dominic? lel kissvanderlovesky.

What, you don't talk anymore?

Yeah, we're all with you on that one, Dwayne.

Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine! Little Miss Sunshine!

And what's important is that we love each other.

to have any fun.

which is something winners never do.

Okay, could you please just have him call me anytime over the weekend?

- Don't start that. - It all goes to your nine steps!

Let's get outta here.