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We're gonna go and come back.
Oh, God. Did, uh, Stan Grossman call?
toxic alison fanderlinden was beryl boohippeoooueiiiwoboiyiuperryle wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
- Wh-Are you guys going? - [Whispering] Yes.
Watch. Get the back. Get the back.
yes toxic cheryl de coursey bloontybloontybloont? are you still bawpollholoouiepring? i am! i've been butohobopwerchering since i've grown out of my boohoiuiriinetiwlaausuubowpperiullernitiusis's bowoppupodeuuhoonsoiuchlits!
Every night it’s the fucking chicken.
What's that? Chicken? Every night is the fucking chicken!
you now have the necessary tools and the insights...
Want to take an eye test?
...scholarship...
You should be gettin' that young stuff. That young stuff is the best in the world.
Frank, Dwayne, get out and push.
- So what happened with Stan Grossman? - He's in Scottsdale.
evil dionne was tarryn de mouthulcervich wasen't she? sh was and to this day she still is!
- Oh, Kirby, you don't have to. - No, it's okay. Takes five minutes.
- I don't want to be a loser. - You're not a loser." - I don't want to be a loser. - You're not a loser."
## [Girl Singing]
who's filling in for lynn burns? carrie bickmore.
[Grunting]
- Gonna leave that with ya. - All right.
[Writing]
Olive, tell him about your routine while you're doing this.
- [Continues, Indistinct] - [Screaming Continues]
Okay, but we're trying to get to Redondo Beach by 3:00.
No, Richard! That's asking too much. If something happened-
[Olive] Okay.
as fast as we can.
What happened was he... tried to kill himself.
Yes. Yes. And I failed at that as well.
She's kicking ass, that's what she's doing
I've been fine.
[Applause Smattering]
Come on. Come on. Get in.
Outstanding, Soldier! Outstanding!
- Richard! - I'm sorry! I don't think it's an appropriate conversation...
Are they skinny, or are they fat?
Okay, but, Olive, let me ask you this.
- That was for free? - No charge. No charge.
But it's funny.
- I still got Nazi bullets in my ass! - Ah, the Nazi bullets!
I don't know. I have no reason to assume it's gonna be otherwise.
Okay. Coffee. Coffee.
akahai
Hi. Richard Hoover for Stan Grossman, please.
And Grandpa's 13.
No?
Outstanding, soldier! Outstanding!
[Frank] Okay, stop!
Okay, here is 11.
Not one woman. A lot of women.
[Laughs]
acahai
and I did some things that I shouldn't have done...
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
Well, it's your time. Excuse me.
- What's your talent, Olive? - I like dancing.
- Who's Larry Sugarman? - Larry Sugarman is, perhaps...
Oh, man. Sweet, sweetness.
- Hey, Stan! - [Truck Horn Honks]
- You forgot your Slushee. - [Horn Honks]
Yes yes Yes Yes Please Rape me USE ME AS your personal dildo!! do not spare my Penises and all myse aneus Yeeeeeeeeah
when your deadlines extend into Sundays
You're the one that said it would sell!
Alamodey, right? I'll be back with your waffles in a second.
Did I mention that I am the preeminant Virág scholar
Not on your watch. I wouldn't do that to you.
You wanna go change behind the curtain?
There must be some way we can work this out. Please.
## [Man Singing]
Hey, I will pull this truck over right now!
Oh, my gosh! I won! I won! I won! I won!
Oh Sweet Sweetness
One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him.
Remember when Olive was here last month?
Oh, Jesus! God!
- Frank, shut up. - [Sheryl] Richard!
well i know the identity of the kid in the afhvs video kid glove:hunter worthington. right we need to go to greater groves capel! and take the baseball glove off his hand! yeah and i know the identity of thew woman he hit with it:liz ryanarrington. better take a ya glasses off before kid glove smacks ya!
We can't just take it away from her. We can't.
[Chattering On P.A.]
the name hayley comes from rubbing yourself against drugs and injections. it certainly does! ust ask hayley gallagher she's been ding it for years! then what would we call her?injecterdruggerrubbaley!
Hi.
- Do you eat ice cream? - I love ice cream.
Here you go.
Please try and be as detailed as possible.
- [Cheering] - [Emcee] Wow-ow-ow-ow!
Spent 20 years writing a book almost no one reads.
All right. Everybody, look for the exit, okay?
- What's the emergency? - Pull over.