Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That is the ugliest shirt I've ever seen

Good luck, Daddy.

to be in a prank-free house. Oh.

You know what? Don't freelance.

Yeah, this morning I hit 'em with the old sneaker snake.

Oh, I'm not falling for that again.

The only reason that scratcher was here

She bought me the same shirt for Christmas.

Adam, we're rich!

Okay. I don't need to hear how you guys work your stuff out.

if you think about it...

There's a real Children of the Cornvibe, huh?

was because I started a prank war.

Oh, yeah. I gave it to Joy.

I'd get down on one knee at the table, and I'd say,

Mm. ...now that I know it's safe again.

I want to have a serious discussion with you

and search for it.

Wait. No. Wait, wait, wait. Honey,

Dad loves scratchers,

[sighs] I told you this wouldn't work.

Dang it. You're too good.

and I... you know, I put it in as a token of good will.

No one's gonna laugh at that.

I don't know. Once a bed wetter, always a bed wetter.

Geez, you play rough.

this million-dollar lottery scratcher.

I'll stay here and yell at Adam.

And that's why I used to wet the bed,

Okay, maybe you're not appreciating

Yeah, I taught your dad everything he knows.

I'll just go find my cowboy hat.

...it's like a love letter.