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in my entire life!
And I also know
Just relax and let it happen.
All right, when I was seven,
Oh!
We got you.
Hmm. She loves animals.
[Adam and Andi scream]
and my kids tried to give me a fake winner this morning.
I hopped around for 20 minutes and finally got one leg
So thank you for respecting how I feel.
Yeah.
and I came out just looking for a bathroom.
I think I can turn her around.
I'm normal-sized. You're the one who looks like
Look, all I'm saying is we all love pranks, right?
How about a cup of tea as a peace offering.
but I just smelled like a chicken going on a date.
Don't panic. We're two intelligent adults.
[laughs, mutters]
Man, I was just at the bank,
Hey, Dad, you really got us good
You were right, okay? I screwed up.
"Darling, will you spend the rest of...
There's nothing I wouldn't do for you.
these nachos with me?""These nachos with me?"
because I really want to go line dancing.
before Joy finds it.
[sighs]Hey.
What?! Shh!
But if you please help me out here, I will never do one again.
And I...
I'm not touching your butt. This is a family neighborhood.
Huh? [clicks tongue]
That's fun.
You told me nobody would be here.
even though I am never more alive
[gasps]
What?
Try cutting out dairy. That worked for me.
That's a shame, but it's not your fault
I'm good at getting blood out of things.
so I'd fall for this one.
Oh, yeah, we wanted to show you there were no hard feelings,
What?
just like a hook-handed ghost would do.
not because of some social issue, Mom.