Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, I'll be teaching there.

Look, I came here to celebrate Pop,

Alice, you're on the PTA. Any word on which way the school board's leaning?

in front of all the other alpha dogs,

Counter or booth?

jukebox or vinyl booths.

of Riverdale to come to.

"Local school counselor runs seedy bar and snake dances."

-We all are. -Oh, I know.

Same old Archie, though. Trying to save everyone.

to whatever my order was.

Keep your voice down. The twins are finally asleep.

Well, not knowingly, anyway. You may not have any deputies left,

that no one outside of this family

Elizabeth, stop it!

Something we've been wanting to do since high school,

Okay, but what about our teacher problem?

The point of a school board is to make sure there's equity,

Oh, it's from all of us, Pop.

We're allowed to have fun every now and then, right?

And besides deciding about Riverdale High,

-Is that-- -Me, calling Polly on Halloween years ago.

No, I'm having trouble with the gang bangers

And then you don't get your little Barnard-educated hands dirty, is that right?

Like Hiram Lodge trying to close down Riverdale High.

especially when you don't know anything about it.

Is that it, then?

And considering that what's happening here

You made the Serpents look like fools in it.

And he's pushing to unincorporate the town,

which means on some level, the school must reflect your morals,

about the old man.

Run the RROTC out of your old high school?

and telling me how to live my life,

You know your sister. She gets angry, storms off.

But is it a "Welcome back to Riverdale" gift from my father

which I'm not okay with.

Cheryl, I'm glad you came.

Hiram's trying to shut this place down.

What if I offer them all a scholarship to Stonewall? They'd be getting a world-class

is all my dad's fault...

That's very nice.

And since you're the world famous writer...

-Yeah, understood. -Thank you.

So how exactly are you making all of this money