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‐ Maybe I should.
Three.
all: Not it!
‐ No can do. Going to Pipe‐Con.
‐ The mecca of disposable income‐‐
Dive! [tires squealing]
‐ Dunkie, I got you a PSAT study book.
And I'm not sure I ever came down.
[gunshot, dog barking]
‐ Jack, I need your opinion here.
‐ Great job, everybody. Whoo!
♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
‐ I need to ask a sensitive question,
I banish you to the neighbor's house!
[doorbell rings]
And we're right over the exhaust pipe,
to go to college.
‐ Ooh, why are you so strong?
‐ Hey, I hope all the cool things
I'd give you a hug, but you'd pickpocket me.
‐ See? He no mind.
‐ Bad news‐‐the teacher's bathroom is locked,
‐ So what are you in the mood for?
Mm, mm, mm, I've never been more disappointed as a teacher.
With the wrong frosting on the inside?
and he thinks consonants are vowels.
Or I might just stay here and rock out to some tunes.
It's very dry in here, so while you're taking your test,
‐ So she texted me on my prepaid cell phone,
‐ Oh, my mom doesn't let me eat at food trucks.
‐ Actually, Dad, Jing and I knew.
an adult drinking bagged milk on your lunch break.
and I'll be as gentle as I can.
‐ Dunkie, you would be the first one in our family
‐ So the only one who didn't know was me?
♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
‐ Like Hellmann's mayonnaise you're not!
‐ What?
‐ Right on! Warm Pepsi?
like Beyoncé, Steve Jobs, Phil Spector?
‐ Duncan come crawling home yet and realize
My parents never drew the line for Stan,
If he knows it, you win.
‐ Yep. But they stopped making 'em in 2009.