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‐ Well, I'm out.
[nose continues whistling]
that she'll let us live here for years to come.
‐ Idiot?
‐ No way! Are these Uh‐Oh Oreos?
‐ "Men in Black" isn't real.
‐ Yeah, and you missed my rap
‐ Oh, thank you.
‐ Hey, Uncle Stan, am I gonna be a farmers' market freak
Turn around. ‐ No time. Got to go.
Ugh, it wants to know if I'm a robot.
all: Not it!
‐ That was an awesome day, Uncle Stan!
‐ Are those shot glasses from all the places you've been?
‐ I don't know. I thought we'd be kicking some things around,
I'll show you my old crutches from when I did that backflip.
‐ Lavender calms me down!
Either way, his crab future's bright.
Where are my keys?
until some douches I sold fake Coachella tickets to
‐ Ah, I can't believe you're unemployable.
[party horn blows]
‐ You can be fake FBI, fake CIA,
‐ Why does everybody care about college?
a farmers' market in a good neighborhood.
It's what the doctor said not to do.
‐ You weren't part of this, Daddy.
from being named Travel Channel's dumbest town
I know! We'll cook her an amazing meal!
before I can even talk to him.
I don't know. Good luck.
‐ [laughs] It's funny 'cause the food was for his family.
♪ My name is Annie, and I'm here to say ♪
‐ Sure, give it a shot.
‐ I know.
Evil attic spirits, by the light of my sage
Hey, do you mind if I lay low
I showed you about my life didn't influence your decision.
‐ Whenever life gets tough,