Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

‐ [laughs evilly]
‐ Yep. Every Margaritaville in the United States.
for that subprime‐mortgage thing I got them into.
‐ The cold months are brutal.
That is so thoughtful.
‐ Lots of competition. All right.
and that chair that rocks on its own.
‐ Oh, I'm going. Here I go.
Mom, Dad, after much thought and soul searching,
‐ Now you do me.
for the rest of my life?
and I'm really happy I did, too.
I'm even gonna mark it on the family calendar nobody uses.
This van is so cool.
‐ Not yet. But in the meantime...
‐ Thank you. ‐ No, honey.
‐ See, he honestly believes that's the answer.
Happy sailing, Dunker!
Bottom line is we were all in on it.
He doesn't have to come home and drink an entire bottle
‐ Jack, it's been on your honey‐do list forever.
Step right up.
‐ Ask my nitwit nephew anything.
Ooh! [growls]
[all grunting]
‐ We put carrots in that salad!
Don't wait up! ‐ I could drive Duncan.
I just want the best for you
‐ I know this is the most terrifying thing
‐ Oh, I thought your life is all fun.
‐ Absolutely it did.
You have no power here!
so we're gonna be here late!
‐ And as a thank‐you, I brought doughnuts.
‐ I take issue with the word "stupid," Duncan.
I would just hang out with my sister.
Oh, crap. Now I'm running late for work.
‐ Oh, yes, sir. You'd be amazed at what I don't know.
Fun are brain holes.
‐ ♪ Instead of BS'ing me ♪
‐ It's luau pig, your favorite.
‐ Fine. Everybody.