Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Croakdale High School, where dreams go to die.

What'd you think of the hook?

‐ I hear you, man‐‐ I didn't take it,

What's something that annoys her even more than us?

I even wrote a rap about it. [beatboxing]

Now go study so you don't end up

My no‐good brother Stan never went.

You are taking that test so you can go to a good college

‐ As in "Don't wind up like Uncle Stan"?

‐ [laughs] You're gonna have to draw it for me.

‐ Great, now I got to deal with Marvin's stuff.

‐ Can't we just scam a hotel?

‐ No college, huh?

‐ It goes to 1,600, ass brain. ‐ Fine, I got that, then.

‐ Okay, I got it open, so somebody else has to go up

‐ [slowly] Water.

and look how he turned out.

I said "maybe."

I have decided not to take the PSAT.

And if I could help you not wind up like me,

‐ Oh, yeah, well, I, uh, skipped the test,

Family it runs in.

They were driving kids' brains crazy.

‐ Draw and quarter his ass.

‐ It was my idea! I did everything!

We just got to come up with a good gimmick

stop looking for me?

‐ Probably win money at cards or trick a water park

You're screwing up our scam. [all gasp]

‐ College is stupid.

‐ Am I trippin', or is that guy over there just a head?

I mean, we don't do crap around here,

‐ Duncan needs me!

You got carpeting on the ceiling,

‐ Annie, there has to be a better way to handle this.

Hey, open fontanelles, huh?

under the blinking fluorescent light.

‐ Duncan, how do you feel about duping chumps?

and Duncan has to get to his test.

‐ Honey, are you ready to love us unconditionally?

Annie, how could you not tell your own family?

‐ What do you mean? We sleep in the van.