Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, darts and donuts

Ahh! I'm hang-gliding! Honey, take a good picture-- I'm dead!

Your goddamn negativity!

How I feel about UFC 298, 299, 300

We want it now!

But let's go answer 100 David Rhodes emails. I'm psyched

-I don't know what Red 7 means. -Hot route!

When Chazz Reinhold passed the sacred rules of wedding crashing onto us...

Chum, the fines totals! Fuck!

I'm gonna golf with ya. But I don't want to golf with ya.

You motor boating sonofa bitch! You old sailor you!

The McCrady Family ………

The guy you loved since business school. Don't thank me.

You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, Joe

6 minute poker tourneys and week long daily fantasy… That’s what Jesse does!

CLAIRE: Over here! Me, me, me!

Oh, great. Game's over. Satisfied?

Whatever, Make the Changes Clown!

Come on. Claire.

Hey, Jessi! Can we get some cupcakes?!?

leave me in the trenches taking grenades, katie

-Daiquiris. -Daiquiris.

What about the Susan Barnes Trial three years ago?

Damn you, Rodger(son)

Look, we've been to a million weddings. And guess what? We’ve rocked them all.

...and we turn it into thread for homeless people to sew.

Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

-Oh, you're gonna cover me? -Like white on rice.

Maybe I'm a little cuckoo.

Let's see how you do with somebody your own age.

JOHN: Hell of a season.

Omg, your brother, he’s down again.

CLEARY: Mommy, let's not go there again.

The class of 2022 was a gift Todd You suck as a coach

I just had my own sock duct-taped into my mouth last night.

That Blonde Was a Real Shot of Life

Yeah, I pray too, you know what I mean?

But I got us covered.

Claire, will you wait just a second?

we lost so many good men out there

I’m not even gonna say it but you know I’m upset

I don't eat meat or fish

-They love it. -Harvard, Kennedy School of Government.

That's what MVP does!

Well that’s a hell of a weekend

YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS TO THAT BACHELOR PARTY

...or I could go with a votive of roses and lilies, I don't know.

Alright let’s go kill some Dolphins I’m Psyched

At the Buckner nuptials you were sitting and sulking in the corner.

That's What I Really Wanted

You don't think we're being--

I gotta be honest, I open this group text, it's like-- A little like I'm trying to get my bearings

You sandbagging son of a bitch!

I'm terrified of this broad.

Benn, I'm not wearing any panties

Actually, it would be a really nice bike ride.

WHAT'S MY NP DOING? I NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING FOR IN BASKET...

That my hands are your hands.

-Oh, my God, don't ever leave me. Good. -Ever.

...I'm gonna make all your fantasies come true.

Okay. You're going.

I’m sure it’s going to be fun For the people who are going.

Maybe I'm a little fucking crazy. That's right. Maybe Jeremy's a little nuts.

Oh, that's Mae Lin's adopted son Benny, the veterinarian.

Dak Prescott was a gift

When your husband tries to show you how to paint a wall…

Get in the fucking closet right now. You go get in the closet!

[BAND PLAYING POLKA MUSIC]

And, uh, I thank God every day...

-Sounds good. Okay. -If you need me, I'll be on line six.

Good! Good! And Mutschler thinks he's good

SACK: You did a great job. JEREMY: What happened, Toast?

Perhaps play a game called find the clit

Uh, so how do you know that?

Calgarians right now

The first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a Hail Mary.

-You want some? I knew you'd come-- -Yes.

I don't even know what the fuck a vacuous pablum is

Yes! Apizza and girls basketball. that's what connecticut does.

I don't want to get into what happened last night because it's only gonna make me mad.

What's going on?

My briefs, are Saxx

For the past couple months you've been a ghost.

-It's the circle of life. -Oh.

MARY: He was a doll.

Uncle Ned's kids.

let's go kill some beers I'm psyched

Couple of dumb kids

-Congratulations, Mr. Secretary. CLEARY: Thanks.

Take a good picture! Ahhh I'm dead!

-Hello. -Excuse us.

And then you get caught up in it and you get kind of into it...

dichro, you are my bitch lover!

What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there.

Thats what on PRemise Does Fracking & DQAs

Okay, let me, uh--

You sandbagging son of a bitch.

You know what I will have some Hollywood

Just don't say anything to my dad, though.

kerry cowie are you cowering the cows to jewellery guts? yes pauline bain i am baining up your bashes kerry coweles.

Well, I mean, I think I am. I....

He lived with his mother till he was 40. She tried to poison his oatmeal.

But you know what? It also led me to you.

There's something not right about these guys.

….Mardi Gras?

...wedding season?

His Excellency, the Emir, he’s a good friend

It’s Race Week! You sandbagging son of a bitch!

-Mrs. Cleary, I don't-- -Call me Cat.

You Bite Your Tongue, Coyz

...so I put up with your stories about scallops and otters...

hey mom! the blowies!

This is a quote from Mikey Happy birthday, young man.

Although we may choose whom we marry...

You better get your ass to that birthday dinner.

She hasn't returned your phone calls, she's never responded to your letters.

Damn you devon!

Damn you, Scott!

...your daughter's a little....

Ahhh I'm an astronaut! Honey, take a good picture! Boom! I'm dead!

No, no, it's about...

What? Who's getting negative?

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Let’s play cummyaches

I-- You know, we've just been talking so much about the future lately...

-Okay, how about that? -This?

Yeah, crazy horny!

Last week I did an exact replica to scale of Wrigley Field.

You're so cautious. I'm more of a risk taker.

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

Jesse tried to seduce me

Grow up Peter pan

IT’S LIKE FISHING FOR DYNAMITE

Yes! Liberals and football!

We made a lot of bastard kids out there

-Hm? -Enjoy the party.

I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf.

Do you remember that private detective we used...

I love it on pizza. I put a little bit in my hair...

not sure if you realized this but I'm an idiot

-I'm sticking to it. -Go ahead.

...but they found the documents...

...on her 1 3th birthday. You remember that.

Hide and Seek with Kiis 97.3 Game on Robin, Kip and Corey Oates

John, it's okay.

Are they built for speed or for comfort

I don't even know what the fuck a value prompter is

About how you left me high and dry to get my ass kicked by Sack again?

No, I don't even know what the fuck a Gulzar is.

When your grandma asks you to be your only penpal

Might as well be a bullseye.

Do you? Do you, kid? Why don't you go get me a 7-Up, okay?

So now, all of sudden, I'm starting to get interested.

You better get your ass over here Sunday.

Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.

There’s nothing terrifying about the dark

you're gonna get really bad arthwritis when you're older-- (cracks knuckles) no i'll just let you keep doing it. if you get really bad arthwritis when you're older that's your problem.

Johnny, wait a second.

You poor thing.

Huge Dyke A real rug muncher

Yeah, I remember, but this is--

Sigh... ...whatever...

You guys take a couple hours, maybe throw a couple hours our way, The main thing is we are moving on..

Well, I think you might have to deal me out on this, because we were gonna--

-What's wrong with you? -What's wrong with you?

Take a good picture! Ahhhh I'm dead.

Buddy, you know I love you, and I hate to see you like this...

Drop your cock and grab your socks What time is lunch today little buddy?

A wrestling fan? Good man!

You left me in the trenches taking grenades, Adam!

Everyone said “Jabroni”

What do you mean, how? She was a very, very family-oriented girl.

You want me to blow on it?

Would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50 percent?

I don’t want to get into last trial with Jared, because it’s only going to make me mad

Everything's ready for the thief hunt

It’s Fawn season kid! You sandbagging son of a bitch!

Yes! Drinking and football!!

I know it doesn't feel like it, but we're making progress.

Riggsy! You sand bagging’ son of a bitch!

You bite your tongue. Chazz Reinhold is not a kook.

I was thinking you could come to my room

MIGHT AS WELL BE A BULLSEYE

Whatever. Get me a case, clown!

You gotta wait until I put them back.

There's a ferry leaving in 1 0 minutes.

-I said, feel them. -Mrs. Cleary--

We still have a lot of things that we want to accomplish.

We've become extremely spiritual...

Damn... Skeletons

YES! Cornhole and Dunkin’ That’s what the Foxx’s do!

I got a stage 5 clinger.

And It's All Good Because You Seemed To Make check and Mott Happy...

You better get your ass to Coleman House early and hang out

Shlomo would like me to take him to the bathroom, then get him some crab cakes.

GOOD, GOOD! MORE FOR ME AN YOU.

The Class of 2020 was a gift Todd You suck as a coach

-Down! -Come on.

-Look it up. -I didn't know that.

So here's my question:

Normally, I'm not very good at these things, but I think this one's pretty good.

-That's okay. -No, you're really sweet.

I'm a little too traumatized. Let's move.

Good, Good! More for Me and You.

It's Baseball Season Ring that bell you son of a bitch

Das neue Buch von GMK

Dark spot on the head …might as well be a bullseye

Kip about Gracie Abrams

Red 7, Red 7, Red 7!

I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO MARRY ME, JUST ASKING YOU NOT TO MARRY HIM

Who gave this to you?

People Talking Football!!

Give me your hands.

...that I wore around all day, playing football in, pouring sweat in...

So is it just about the money?

...unless you're absolutely positive that they have a pulse.

An obligation to our fellow man

I was a Pennsylvania high school state champion. I’ll make it rain out here!

-Listen to me. I can't go. -Why?

Happy Birthday Josh! Rule #23 no excuses make your day

Starboard. Trying to get it over here and crease the sheet.

When you know what you want, you know what you want.

Or faking your my dog being dead

We’re not that young

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.

"Shlomo? I Thought You Were Renouncing All Your Possessions And Moving To Nepal."

Whatever, make me an app clown

Oh, thanks a lot.

Crab cakes and DebtBook! That's what Maryland does!

Flom, you shut your mouth when you’re talking to me

You know, this and that. Crashing weddings.

Don't worry, he won't say anything.

-Randolph. -Shh.

Earth you are my bitch lover!

You’re lethargic!

But let’s book some parties, I’m psyched

It’s Wedding Week, kid! YOU SAND BAGGIN SON OF A BITCH!

Let’s go kill some goblins, I’m psyched

-Hm. And that? -Cotton linens, Egyptian.

CLAIRE: Honey, are you okay? SACK: Oh, yeah.

You selfish son of a bitch

I don't even know what the fuck a wood devil is

Sebastian Maniscalco... He's a wop genius!

You’re projecting! Stop projecting on me!

Rule #5 Wear a mask

Sebastian Maniscalco... He's a wop genius!

Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter...

We did not have a moment at the dinner table.

You'd better get your ass to the ia games fat bike race

Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown.

-People helping people. JOHN: Yeah.

-Rhino. -Or a fucking human being?

-Feel them. -What?

We can forget about Trump on Joe Rogan for a while

Why are you Yaleing at me?

We lost a lot of good men out there. Playing in BG3?

Wow, Mr. 2-Rooms-for-8-guys is also an $165/round golfer. It's kind of an interesting combination.

Doomsday Metcalfe

You can starfish from The Mill all you want But I’d find you

Scott I hope you like your bday gifts! I’m not having it Anne

“Maybe.” That’s all I needed to know

I could hang out for a few minutes.

The big sleazy. Scooba Sleave

-Jesus. Come on. You ruined it. JOHN: Come on. Get in there.

JOHN: Oh, it's really not that interesting, actually.

I want my sweater back!

When it’s October 31st and you’re all in your feels about spooky season coming to an end

You’re unbelievable, Gudas!

Shark? Ya he’s whatever I don’t know..

TRAPSTER! IT'S SACK!

Dude died in a hot air ballon accident. What an idiot!

I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch