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From everything you’ve told me about Cathie, she sounds like a look!
You lose good men to comfy couches and wives who can’t find their husbands
Spring Gator Article season?
Mm-hm?
Opening to The Great Mouse Detective 1992 VHS
Huge dyke. A real rug muncher.
You sleep
Bobcat, I saw you on the dance floor
You better get your ass to that wedding
-You won't make time for me. -If I get my sleep...
...only works if the truth is a small thing.
i’m at homo
The big sleazy He’s a wop genius!
Are you kidding me? I thought it was great.
He's a chomo
Listen, man. The family dog live downstairs. I’ll wake ‘em—his name is Snookie.
Let me say one thing.
J5 DV Brief Chat on Cyber-Kinetics Ryan: "You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, Rich!"
-Told you this would be classy, right? -Yes, you did.
Rule #115 your an asshole
we’ve got a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.
...and it would be so great if you guys came.
Hey, You're Mott. She'll Come To You.
Das neue Buch von TOP!Frauenberatung cool, cool, cool
It’s all deadly
You sandbagging son of a bitch!
Ma! Mac and cheese! Fuck!
I think I'm gonna go to bed.
So how long have you and the secretary been married?
But let go lose some money. I’m psyched.
Let’s go kill some birds I’m psyched
Come on, let's go.
When you snap one OB and your buddy tells you stroke and distance.
Couple of voodoo’s Yeah, why not!
I want my painting back.
SACK: They're not who they say they are, Claire.
Garnet when he see Andy & Tyler Play Golf
Matt
Why...why are you yelling?
-Fine! -Ow, Jesus Christ!
Well, you have a gift.
I don’t even know what the fuck a quail is!
Maybe I don't deserve it.
...for other homeless people to sell. It's a pretty good deal.
-Good. -Where's your friend?
I felt like Jodie Foster in the accused
[SLAPPING]
-We're all one. -We are?
We want it now
Noted
Okay.
DAMN YOU ROGER!! DAMN YOU!!
You bite your tongue
Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the family...
OH, PLEASE. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW YOU THINK I’M HYSTERICAL NOW I KNOW YOU’RE LYING
Lockett up
I told you that in confidence
Are you sleeping yet?
We're gonna be on the field in 1 0.
Blue 1 7! Red 7!
Hell of a season, pal.
oppobets.com
Um, heh....
Let’s go shoot some hundreds, I’m psyched
Hell of a season pal
Where’s Sack? Well den. We sail without heem.
Just a couple of kids who like to fuck trying to make it honest.
I sure did, Daddy.
How about a dance?
Nature's Most Powerful aphrodisiac
Well, we had to give her a Sweet 1 6...
It's like I come over, I don't know what to expect.
I just want that pineapple!
This fucking guy, unbelievable!
The Big Sleazy, Tommy Gufano. He's a WOP genius.
I’m not wearing any panties.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
This statute violates troxel troxel? you don't even know troxel
-...but that doesn't mean-- -Oh, I wasn't a virgin.
The big guy!!
-...and he said to himself: - [WHISPERING] Hi.
[MOUTHING] Okay.
THAT’S WHAT BRONXVILLE DOES
.
It's the 1st quarter of the big game And you want to throw a Hail Mary
todd
Can I ask you a question, Father?
Now you're just some laxatives.... That I used to drink
Claire? She's, you know, whatever, I don't know.
Go out there and catch those garden sales from 1916!!
That Blonde was a real shot of life
I enjoyed your position paper on economic expansion in micronesia
Get out.
Just
Gude, gude
Hh Hh
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, Mike!
Rule number 1: Never leave a fellow KFU behind.
Hey mom! The mannequin!
You better get your ass to that dominoes day
These bacon wrapped scallops? Phenomenal.
Shh.
"Team Players"
JOHN: Oh, that's a great school. Congratulations, Todd.
What do you like better? Christmas or Events Season
Where is Tim right now?
Not to mention, they got three live bands...
We’ve been having a ball together
JEREMY: You're wrong to pull out the rulebook. There was never rules about this.
I can do it myself ASSHOLE
...my best friend and my first mate...
It’s joe He’s down again
Sounds sorta wonderful
I am.
And I’m not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.
You go get in the closet! You go get in the closet!
What’s wrong with you ?
That's unbelievable.
I'll be in Europe eating...
...to include me in something like that. Thank you.
Come on, John!
Wow, really? Mount Everest?
Oh, yeah. Perfect.
There he is!! It’s the big guy!!
JOHN: Come here, come here.
It’s fantasy time! You sandbagging son of bitch!
JOHN: Whoa.
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades
the 40oz was a gift you are supposed to drink it
You leave me
Take it you hyena. Don’t say thank you
“I’m working on a Saturday” “He’s a homo”
It's Baseball Season Ring that bell you son of a bitch
fissure
big tree fall hard
HEY, MA! CAN WE GET SOME LEBRON HATE VIDEOS?
So let’s to go raw I’m psyched
.
Oh, shit. Isn't that the girl you hooked up with at the Andersons' wedding?
You left me in the trenaches taking grenades, Angela!
Damn you mixon
It’s holiday season!!!
I'll be in my room painting... Homo things
-I think I had him. -I know you did.
Make me a Bloomin Mary, clown!
Just hike the ball, nut job.
Just the tip. Just for a second to see how it feels!
We should probably head back so they're not looking for us.
She looked good. I might give her a shout.
That was my first thick chonga!
lattes
I dont even have a DMUC. DMUCless
Yes, I do.
-Okay, Cat-- -Call me Kitty Cat. Rowr.
...and I was there the day she graduated from medical school.
What do you like better? Christmas or draft day?
-You have your families. -Your decorations.
-Timing's no good. I can't make it. -Why?
I dont even wear boots bootless...
Where is Sack? Well then…
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Are they built for speed or for comfort?
He's the best man.
-Good. -What have we got?
Soft mattress?
I don't know about you people, but I'm in pain.
You get near my fiancée again...
TDS! TDS! TDS on all counts! TDS! TDS! TDS on all counts!
Try getting jacked off under the lunch table in front of the entire school
Damn you Gales of November!
-That looked like it hurt. -Ooh.
Will you just go stand on the other side, please?
Damn you, Google, damn you
CLAIRE: Are you running away from me?
...and it's gonna go into crisis lockdown mode here at the house.
I’ll put it into Bitcoin myself, asshole
I knew I was never going to be a bitcoiner twitter influencer. But that's not why I did it.
Draw attention to yourself… But on your own terms…
But that that's how everyone feels before they're about to get married.
It draws attention to you in a negative way.
Are you kidding me? How could you not have a good time?
-Fondue set. -Excuse me?
From everything you’ve told me about Ed Dandrige, he sounds like a Kook!
Locke it up!
GRETA, THE OX! FUCK!
Why are you yelling at me?
-Or the wedding? -The wedding had to be fun.
You can hide from me all you want But I'd find you
I can do it myself asshole!
You sandbagging son of a bitch.
Because I'd find you
I gotta go.
Huhhh whatever...
we had a good date *ffffttthhhdddddd* ahhh I'm dead!
JUEGADOR DE EQUIPO
CLEARY: John, my boy. -Yes?
Tummy sticks?
De bons gros Rwemous
You better get ur ass to that alley
What time of the year is it ? It's audit season
It's a Cleary family tradition.
Just got my ass kicked at the casino. Again
Chan, im not wearing any panties
...but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.
Maybe you can help explain something to me.
I’ll chop since lees too pussy
IT'S CONFERENCE SEASON KID!
KATHLEEN: Mr. Senator. Thank you. -Congratulations, Kathleen.
Is that good?
I can't believe how selfish you are
I land at 8:45
Meeting Room Battle
...was the secretary of state for President Franklin Roosevelt.
I'm taking it with me.
Shut
It’s Bevo’s POTA BD Day! - You sandbagging Son of a Bitch!
...you're not that young.
Hey Fella.
Weed adjacent things
Me in gta 5
JOHN: One minute.
Sounds sorta wonderful
-John Ryan. -Claire Cleary.
You shut your mouth, when you are talking to me.
[WHISPERING] Okay, excuse me, I'm sorry.
What is the current situation, Abdul? What do you mean no pool party?
She’s back!
You old sailor, you.
That feeling you get When you find the cheezals
You know what? I will go to fwot.
[COUGHING AND WHIMPERING]
You sandbagging son of a bitch.
Try getting a mistrial on a case you just had finally bought your own bullshit on
KROEGER: Those are mine. -I want them.
Big Tree Fall Hard
-...but that's not why I did it. -Weren't you scared?
Mr G
.
Believe It or not, he's moving in with Rachel
‘
I'm not g-- John, I can't-- Heh, heh, heh.
Now spread it around on each other.
yes beryl oranorderliodensial? what do you want? i want to have cranksclecanklebutherwastelets.
Never know what she’s doing Hahaha
I can't believe how selfish you are.
And I'm flattered that you would think of me...
That’s what Texas does!
thus he is also the reason why Bruce became the Hulk in the first place
The noisep
-...will finally unite. -Hear, hear.
You left us in the trenches taking grenades, Emily!
...we honor the eternal bond...
Blake tried to seduce me
[VOMITING]
Pfft. Jesus.
And he LOVED Israel!!
just the tip, just to see if it's warm
.
I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky.
...until you feel them.
I was at her house when her parents brought her home from the hospital...
You want me to blow on it ?
Here's what's gonna happen, Tonto.
Good! That's good!
Well, that's what I need. Claire.
...up to the lectern.
...but we gotta look at reality here.
Truth be told, I'm on about 2 hours of sleep and halfway through a bottle of bourbon.
What an idiot (parlay)!
This is Joe….. whatever.
I can do it myself I can do it myself
What is she doing? I never know what she's doing
You know what? I did it!
You better get your ass to that wedding.
You sly son of a bitch.
I'm gonna go drop this box of fresh Wyoming air.
And I'm keeping them
You bite your tongue
What about the Susan Barnes trial three years ago?
We're tacking back round.
Might as well be a bullseye.
Okay Kitty Kat, this feels borderline inappropriate
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades CHRIS!
Nature vs nurture Nature always wins
It's just that we lost a lot of really good men out there.
He made a fool out of you, Claire.
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal.
Thank you, Randolph.
What is our situation dad?!!
Pervert
You sleep
...investing in companies that are ethically and morally defensible.
...when I get the sensation back in my face. From the football game.
You sandbagging son of a bitch!
Come here Brother Give me a Hug
It’s golf season, kid! You sandbaggin’ son of a bitch!
It isn’t mine But I glanced at it.
He’s a homo.
What is Jed doing? I never know what he's doing
I told you that in confidence.
I always knew my first time would be on a beach.
Damn straight
I don’t even know what the hell a goose is
Hey, hey. Fifth row back with the fancy hat.
How it feels, Watching presidential protests
Now I'm all over his radar. Stupid.
Listen, man. The family dog live downstairs.
And perhaps play a little game called Thunderstruck burpees