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You can kiss my left nut
listen. we still don't know when we're launching
It was a gift!
Grab your net and catch that beautiful butterfly pal! It's Overlanding Season you sons of bitches!!!
And than he said “I’m playing Paul”
Jessi, the cupcakes! Fuck!
When the meal's over with, I will talk to you.
.
Excuse me. I'm just gonna take this. Sorry, thanks. Thanks.
-Yes. Why do you need this? -Are you sure?
I went with Chazz, who you forgot to tell me is totally insane.
He’s a homo.
I love you.
You drop it. You stop projecting on me.
You know what? I will go to fwot. Let’s go to fwot.
Everything okay in here? I thought I heard something.
-John? -Yeah?
All right, push it. Push it this way.
snok snok yes noosehole noserhole yes FORT and WATERFALL and a broken SHIP yes boing boing snok ret and i've got meningicoccal and i'm 92282828292929 years old dear! boing yes with the quorkers! yes dear boing boing yes and me grand crackkids yes boing boing bounger yes boing yes 783 is when you retire!
You Better Get Your Ass to Katy's Wedding!
It's pool party season!
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"I wish I were stronger."
Try to fight it. Try to fight it.
Man the Woodwind for a while.
So...
That must have been so thrilling. FDR.
if you see any content, get your hands on them because i love some content
They said it took 250+ rallies This guy unbelievable
GILRS WITH HATS TEND TO BE VERY PROPER
Perfect.
Nip slip!
I thought you might like it.
Conference call....!
You're goddamn negativity, I don't need it! I'm an ideas man!
-John, I need to talk to you. -No, not right now.
-Why? -I don't know anything about you!
Curt Allen...
Whatever!! Make me a Cybertruck, clown!!!
There had to be nice moments, during the courtship, maybe?
He doesn't like me. He's the secretary of the treasury.
You better get your ass to marbella
...because you lost your virginity to me...
You motorboating son of a bitch. You old sailor, you.
If you guys want to throw a couple trades at me Feel free
Ma! The feetloaf! Fuck!
JOHN: Hey, how do I look? -Good, man.
Hey Mom! The Odie!
I knew I was never going to be a bitcoiner twitter influencer.
Uncle Ned.
.
I gotta get out of here, pronto.
Goddamn you.
. .
When your partner says you can't clear the water
This is Joe G.,.... whatever.....
My toddler when I try to help with literally anything
[CHUCKLES]
That's right, maybe Jeremy's a little nuts
J
[LAUGHING]
Me after tearing up the dance floor at every Christmas party
I was at the park Doing homo things
Preuss, get your fucking ass back in NJ
Green, like the color of Money...
Make me a wreath, clown.
I do. Five generations of large family breeding.
MEETINGS ARE LIKE SEX TO THESE PEOPLE, THEY LOVE ‘EM
Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pbbbbt.
Crabcakes and content!
Rule #1: never leave a fellow Amigo behind
Jackass.
This is just semantics. You guys wanna throw a couple miles at us
WOMAN: It is pathetic what I've had to go through
With every death... there comes rebirth...
Are you out of your fucking minnnd?
I'm sure it will be fun For the people that are going
betrayal butherette are you still seagulling in sawyers valley? yes i'm still a victim of thier poo aioli attacks.
Good. good.
Really? How tall are you?
People helping people. It's powerful stuff.
Love is patient, love is kind.
[GURGLING]
Here’s what’s going to happen. Kimosabi’s going to have some flavor
When you're leaving But ready to smoke
[LAUGHING]
-Yeah. -Great.
Dax / Billy Jack Bearden / Bear Fucker
Whatever Make me a Scoop, Clown
Send some points our way?
Hell of a season pal
[CLINKING ON GLASS]
Purple Hearts We won’t have to pay for a drink all night
What do you like better? Christmas or water break season?
-Dibs. -She's all yours.
There you go, get your hands on it. Take it while it's hot.
-Okay. -You all right?
I know.
That's my rationalization and I'm sticking to it.
that's what ancient greece does!
He looks Like A Kid At Toys R Us I can't be around it
I’m not even gonna day it but you know I’m upset
I need more time
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yes beryl brathayleyette? what do you want? i want to do some cbdperperinnialpenruthing in perth cbd.
Are you okay? Get up, buddy.
They're overpopulated and they're decimating the black-tailed deer population.
[CHUCKLING]
Call me Cat Call me Kitty Cat
Drob, the Node! FUCK!!!
No shit.
I told you that in confidence.
Big tree fall hard
He’s a Homa
Bet that blonde was a real shot of life
How? She thinks you're deaf.
You check out the rack on that bartender?
YOU LEFT ME IN THE TRENCHES TAKING GRENADES, ANGIE!
1 2
We want it now!
A time to weep and a time to laugh.
That's it! Wait!
I can't tell you how glad it makes me to hear you say that, man.
[CHUCKLING]
"Shlomo? I Thought You Were Renouncing All Your Possessions And Moving To Nepal."
Lars Hinton He’s a whop genius
Paige, you gotta go. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.
...that maybe we could check out, if you have any interest, when we get back.
-Come on, use some muscle. -There we go.
-Yes. -I get a little self-conscious.
Do you know what that awareness is, Gloria?
OH MY GOD OUR PLATFORM, IT'S DOWN AGAIN
The Olsen twins.
Luca, get your fucking ass on fortnite right now!
You better get your asses to that oyster roast
You banging the daughter & grandma?
Oh, for God sakes, Rachel, put Dev to bed already.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Claire, hold it a second. Claire, Claire.
Walker’s response
You crouch walking son of a bitch
The eagle has landed
A sailor?
Look, John, I'm sorry I'm not sorry, okay?
Isn't Our Mott Doing A Wonderful Job There In Washington?
-Maybe. -Maybe.
Hey Ronzo, More hazy’s!!
Sorry, just a sampler.
But all I've seen him do...
Congratulations!
Yes at a barcade! To Zyns and unruly karaoke, I don’t want to talk about it alright?
What are you gonna do for an encore? Walk on water?
savoritz
-I get it. Good work. -Good.
I'm Psyched!
CLAIRE: Oh, no.
What’s wrong with you?
It’s wedding season!
Not good at all
Yes, I do. He's a great guy. We've been having a ball together.
JOHN: Wouldn't that be sweet? JEREMY: Wouldn't that be nice?
Purtroppo Gghhh
Obviously, you're gonna have strong feelings for me...
Would that make you love me?!
[GRUNTING]
All right, I like my odds here. I'm gonna give you a little warning:
Thats what on PRemise Does Fracking & DQAs
You okay?
Now, listen, if you let me go to bed and get some sleep...
After all, somebody has to pay for the lap dances for Joe G.
It’s birthday season!
Yes. Well put
-I saw you had it. -Hey, shut up!
Yes! Crab cakes and dick!
Or hunt a fucking human being?!
Well, you have a gift
that was my first asian spam!
L’chiam
What do you like better? Christmas or sex week?
JEREMY: Hey, John, it's Jeremy
And some poetry, courtesy of Sarah McLachlan.
She just eye fucked the shit out of me
YOU LEAVE ME IN THE TRENCHES TAKING GRENADES TRENT!
Friday!!! Party on Friday!!
And let's be honest here, okay?
...I gotta know that your head's right.
...put your swords away for a second.
What do you like better, football season or audit season. Audit season.
His Excellency, the Emir, he’s a good friend
You better get your ass to Checks
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BETTER CHRISTMAS OR THE MEETING AT ST MICHAELS?
Jesus Christ.
Mitch... The Bitch
...polling shows a majority of the American people...
Damn you, Jake
You better get you ass to that wedding
When Pyramus sees Thisbe look at him That proper girl in the hat just eye fucked the shit out of me
MAYBE I'M A LITTLE FUCKING CRAZY!
Call me when you have some real damn problems
...for man to rejoice and to do good in his life...
You better get your ass to that Cowgurl
Wedding Season? It's Miami Breast Kid!
Please let me just sleep
Are you okay?
I've changed. I've realized something.
I feel so tiny in your arms.
The whole seventeen years we’ve know each other, you’ve been sneaking off on Jack’s BBQ trips?
Johnny.
CLAIRE: Yes or no?
I don’t even have grass. Grassless.
We lost a lot of good men out there At Domino’s?
...then we can talk tomorrow.
Yeah he’s a freak I’m Psyched
You shut your mouth
somebody buy Swaggerty a map
Don't leave me to roam AZ alone I need the big guy
Why not?
This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!
There is no room for error.
Whatever. Make the Power rankings Clown
Kretz, come on
Somebody get me another Scotch for chrissakes.
And have some Irish guy sweating all over you
Free Agency... Consequences.
Ahh! I’m speeding on a snowmobile! Honey, take a picture-I’m dead!
Well, Claire...
It’s cup day! You sandbagging son of a bitch!
I hioe I hope you knock your two front teeth out you selfish son of a bitch!
You better get your ass to that alley
So could I really feel that bad?
Amie ❤️ Kate
Listen, I’m gettin married.
College Game Day on ESPN. Feels so good to watch it once again!!!!
Right? Right?
If you see crab cakes, get some because I love them.
What about the Barnes trial three years ago
...to ask her out, until 1 0 years later, Josh was in the emergency room...
What do you like better? Christmas or Bowl Season?
Got a fucking problem with that?
You better get your ass to that reunion
No, it's a yes-or-no question.
[LAUGHING]
They've got some kind of seasoning on here. It must be sprinkled.
What’s your ideal day look like?
You know, I think I'm gonna get some air.
Playing with the Islanders?
She sends her best from the grave.
Colton: what? I wasn’t a virgin
-It's gonna be so much fun. -It's gonna be so much fun.
or a fucking diablo 5!
On my way.
Shout! Put your hands up and shout!
Hey, Mom! The Crunchwrap!
Hey Janice...great talk!
oh my god, marcus jones, he’s down again
Me when celebrities talk politics
-Yesterday? -Yeah.
You are a big hit at this wedding.
I hear that, my friend
.
You left us in the trenches taking grenades, Emily!
It’s Pre-Lenten Season!
It was like trying to cover a fucking racehorse
Yellow? Yeah, mate?
Mom make you feel her tits?
Idiot Yes an idiot
Oh.
From The Grave
Damn! Sluts!
Well, you have a gift
Aunt Liz's brother. Ned and Liz.
Great great
I think that you're nuts. That's what I think.
White trash
O’Briens and Lohmans have had a million nights out And guess what?
You leave me in the trenches taking gernades, Joe!!!
Claire and I? What's it been, sweetheart? A couple years?
You know what? I will go to fwot.
Neytiri first appeared in the Guardians Of The Galaxy spin off movie ¨James Cameron´s Avatar (2009)¨
No, you were so sweet. Come here.
And then everyone said jabroni
-What about that? -Oh, I'll go all day.
It’s a game of softball. Every time I look over, you're on your ass again
I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll Make It Rain Out Here.
Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms
Sorry I'm late, I just....
Get the frostings in the middle and the end.
You better get your ass to Yanksgiving
Nat King Cole.
I don't even know what the fuck Magic 0s is
You know what?
Just living the dream. Where did you get that game?
.
There's nothing fun about Mondays
You better get your ass to Yanksgiving
You know, the doctors call it night terrors. I don't know.
Oh, come on, I got four. Okay, here's five.
With the prime minister of England and my cousin Harry.
Grandma, you can't talk like that, okay? It's not right.
I gotta see you right away, it's important.
S
"Team player"
Happy Mavs Day, baby! From my family to yours
-Okay. CLAIRE: Okay.
I was first string Ball State I can put the ball wherever I want
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, ben!
Beltless
[CHILDREN GASPING AND OOHING]
I Put Myself On The Line and You Shoot It Down With Negativity."
I told you that in confidence!
You butchered the whole damn cake! You don't treat cake like that.
Dirty Martini’s
But this is her decision.
[PEOPLE CLAPPING]
hi.
There's nothing terrifying about the night.
Todd, I noticed that you haven't even touched your food yet.