Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

White trash...?!

You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, dave!

You better get your ass to that gym

Dear Mr. Vice President...

...once in a while, would it?

Quantum & Coffee That's what werth IAF FELLOWS DO

I CAN DO IT MYSELF ASSHOLE!

I know about bad dreams.

Why...why are you yelling?

Magnum Bobay Matt Deaton

I mean, you cast a pretty big shadow.

I got us down for 1 7 of them already.

America’s problems: I'm just another notch on your belt! -

it's sexual and not violent

Nickaracko,you know I’m

EVERYONE'S SO NICE IT'S EASY

Not just any orthopedist. I'm gonna see a Dr. Epstein--

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me

-Oh, Lord. Here we go again. -What you should be worried about...

Five Generations of Ouellette Family Breeding

Just For A Second, Just To See How It Feels.

-I'm going downtown. -Hot route!

SACK: Next thing you know they pick me up, put me on the top of this mountain...

...but a little irresponsible? I mean, you know?

That was my first Asian!

Merey music production

In the words of the old country....

I'm sorry, I have a tickle in my throat.

She was my first Stupid!

That’s Big Rich Flanagan. Cali Douchebag.

-I'm playing catch-up, too. -I don't--

...but maybe you wanna sit back on the swing.

Great guy. He brung me along too.

Wow, getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like...

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]

It's Masters Week kid!!

I don’t know what that meeeeans...

Believe It or not, he's moving in with Rachel

Todd, where are you going with this?

Oh, actually that won't be necessary.

Let's go talk YouTube I'm Psyched

Who gives a shit? It's a great band, a bad band, it’s like pizza, baby!!

That was a confession

I’m not wearing any panties

-They're all full of shit. -What?

YOU MUTTER-GOTTESING SON OF A GUN. YOU OLD SAILOR, YOU!

Oh, what time is it?

-I'm try-- -Kindly leave.

WOMAN: Do not talk about that.

I'm two steps ahead of you... and 10 steps ahead of the Government

I hunt quail, Jeremy.

https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-meme/172ae7ac-a530-4f8a-af33-6961ba764e07 Stogies?

It's just that we lost a lot of good men out there Flipping fat rips?

Hey, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be waiting to say, I told you so.

...and mediate this thing right here.

Gray steaks and boiling That’s what bald does!

You met her at a funeral.

She choose Tate What an Idiot

Yes! Skully’s catch of the Day and football!

IT’S LIKE FISHING WITH DYNAMITE

That’s what groupme does!

We’ve been having a ball together

Is that a good thing?

It's a family. You're mixing it up.

Stephen and Jerry next week….

...he said, at that moment, when a human sees another human in danger...

Really hit the spot. Unbelievable.

-Jeremy, boy, he-- -Yeah, J-bone.

You leave me in the trenches taking granades Enjoy your Cura holiday

My father warned me about people like you, Jeremy.

I hope you Knock Your Two Front Teeth Out, You Selfish Son Of A Bitch!

Go Jeremy! Go Jeremy!

-Hey. How are you? -Hey.

Oh, shit. You weren't supposed to see that. Now you probably think I'm a big pussy.

Try getting a Judge Takac Mistrial on a case with 4 years of priors

YOU BITE YOU'RE TONGUE!

Hey…I love you

Hey. Baba ganoush.

One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.

Yeah, that's probably the best word to describe it.

This broad’s fucked three ways toward the weekend

-No, really? Really? -Yeah. Yeah, you're like that crazy guest...

I unfortunately don’t support my friends doing blow on weekdays..

Do you wanna watch me with a girl?

-Sack! -Oh, God, here it goes.

Good. Good. More for me and you.

The painting was a gift, Todd I'm taking it with me

So, yeah, no, that's not--

Trapster, it's Sack.

These bacon-wrapped scallops, phenomenal.

that was brutal

2020 You are my bitch lover

Five generations of Lodge family breeding!

what is our situation, DAD?!

The Big Sleazy, Tommy Gufano. He's a wop genius.

I told you that in confidence That was a confession!

Rule #76: No excuses, Play like a champion

Lost so many good men out there.

-Jeremy. -Heh, heh.

Spring skiing Yeah why not

For sending me a friend like Mizzler

And I think it's something to be valued.

...so why don't we do something like, let's say, a giraffe?

Stop crying like a little girl

OH, MY GOD. EAGLES SHIELD IS DOWN AGAIN

You motorboating son of a bitch. You old sailor, you

What are you talking about, this is the Kentucky derby of 50th’s

When it’s the last day of October And you start getting in your feels about spooky season coming to an end

People helping people

I’m gonna call dr. Finkelstein, we got a whole new bag of issues

Look at her. Just living the dream, I love that.

I'm an idea man

WOMAN: Who is that?

Yes! Defending Fessy and the Buffalo Bills

That was a confession.

A couple of dumb kids running around.

John, you've been my friend for 1 6 years. I'm getting married.

You leave me in the trenches taking grenades dave!!

Place settings, candlesticks, crystal stemware...

You know what? I will go to fwot.

I just virgins, James.

It’s cup day! You sandbagging son of a bitch!

@Olaf TUMMY STICKS !!!

You're leavin' me in the trenches taking grenades, Kieran

JEREMY: Bet that blond was a real shot of life.

How many fingers I got up? Come on, Rothlesburger, how many fingers I got up?

Everyone wants to be part of a miracle. I turned the corner, she's a part of it.

let's go kill some beers

It's a June wedding, but if the weather turns nasty...

What are you doing? I never know what you're doing... back there

She's just lost the person she loves the most in this world.

-Get out. -What?

Leave me in the trenches taking grenades Dave!

You’re wrong to pull out the rule book on this. There were never any rules about this.

Look at a highway interchange? Why not!

Casting by Leslee Feldman

For the past couple of months, you have been a ghost.

We vaporized them babe!

Not nearly as much as I do with the attire that you have on...

-So I guess I'll see you later. -See you later.

Batcho, you are my bitch lover!

Okay, have a safe flight. Don't worry about us.

-Yes. JOHN: Oh, okay.

You know, Uncle Ned?

I just wanna see it!!!

Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed...

...From The Braves He's Marcell Ozuna From The Braves

That's the truth, yeah.

John, what are you talking about? This is the Kentucky Derby of weddings.

Oldies? Sure… why not?!

Ohh look at me…oh no…I’m falling…splat!!

Short and blonde? Might as well be a bullseye

-...until I met Craig? -Yes.

Everything’s ready for the quail hunt!

Let's go kill some birds, I'm psyched

-There you are. -Hey, Gloria, wow.

Damn you, david!

Because I’d find you!!!

Draw Attention To yourself But on your own terms

You take off the white wig and you stop judging me.

No. No, no, no.

Are you okay? I'm gonna need 1 00 percent of Jeremy and you're looking a little weird.

-Chazz. -Chazz?

dontevenhaveaneck..neckless...

We are Uncle Ned’s kids

You’re a homo

ZOYA PFP WE WANT IT NOW

You leave us in the trenches taking grenades, paul

Give me a break She was my first hippie!

I hunt virgins, James.

...that we're only expressing ourselves in a physical, sexual-specifically way.

Damn you Paudie!

You know what? I will have some meatloaf.

It’s like I open my messages, I don’t know what to expect

IVE GOT THE PERFECT JOB FOR YOU

Saturday… we are free Saturday

I don’t even know what the fuck a Coppin state is

Oh, please. You and I both know I'm a phenomenal Gamer.

Let’s take a cart. And let’s do 10 course beers and beach after

I’m not wearing any panties

Honey, take a good picture-- I'm dead!

What an athlete. A tremendous competitor.

NO, I don't even know what the fuck a value prompter is

Oh Michael….It’s time to set your alarms

-The what? MAN: The boys brought on you.

Well, Dad kind of putters around the house.

What is his deal?

Well, this is a first.

what is your situation Ribe?

I hunt virgins, James.

...but what do you get out of being subtle, right?

It’s bulking season You sandbagging son of a bitch

Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here

i call it celebration.

CLEARY: Great. -Don't forget to stretch, guys.

Diana tried to seduce me!

Don't ask your dad. Don't ask your--

-Trapster, it's Sack. -Sackmaster.

Can you not get enough attention?

A snare player? Good man.

Make me a fire in the fireplace, clown

Your god damn negativity! I don’t need it!

Hey Damon! I'm not playing tonight

The salsa was a gift, Scott.

...between infatuation and love, you know?

Caroline The crushed ice!!

Try getting hacked off under the lunch table in front of the whole damn school

You Shut Your Mouth When You Are Talking To Me

Look, kid, I'm sorry. You win some, you lose some, right? Let's go home.

Arthur, why are you always on your ass?

Number three....

What do you like better? Christmas or Spring Gator Article season?

Idiot! What a swoogin!

oh please, you and i both know I'm not that charming

Nickaracko, come on!

Could you two just not talk anymore?

Like a kid a Toys R Us.

Late, as usual. Is Claire--?

Then I’m going to shut down my engines and get back to neutral and then I’ll talk to you in the morning

Hannauka? Sukot season?

One happy elephant.

No, don't waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper.

“Texas guy”

what is your situation ribe? I'm a homowner.

What is he doing back there? I never know what he’s doing back ther.

What were they like? They look pretty good. Are they real?

Don't worry about me. Pretend I'm not here.

nature versus nuture nature always wins

-Haunted past. -Haunted past. Excellent.

It’s all deadly

HIGH SCHOOL AND POOPING

Just go kiss the broad.

Maaaaaa!!! I need a Dwoggie Fwountain too!!

Yes. Well put. Shortsighted.

-A little out of shape? -Yeah.

...take you, Christina, to be my wife...

Gristle good. Tell that mean Lake!

Just living the dream

We’re coming with!

I’ll be in my room painting..Jewish things

the whole funny-because-it's-true bit Only works when it's a small thing

JOHN: You okay? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Been sober now for 4 days

And I'm sorry I called you a hillbilly, I don't even know what that meant.

Some people call that art It’s crap!

You say less when you’re talking to me

It was my first bisexual!

Hey, you’re the shark. She’ll come to you.

I'm not judging you, because I think you're an innovator...

You better get your ass to that house.

The guy who wrote Catcher in the Rye.

Now, I'm gonna meet you there at 7:30, okay?

...the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.

Yes! Crab cakes and dick!

John my boy do me a favor and ease the sheet

Watch me whip? You're a homo.

And I'm sorry I called you white trash. I didn't--

Damn you, Eddard House of Stark!!

I told you that in confession!

What do you like better? Christmas or Playoffs season?

It feels so good when he jokes.

Michael Kralik He's a wop genius!

I love your enthusiasm.

Josh I have known since his bar mitzvah...

-It's all deadly. I'll see you in a little. -Yes.

I'm ready to get drunk.

...two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges...

I think we've got a crier.

Yes! Weight fluctuations and impregnating women!

Hey, you're the Sack. She'll come to you.

Class, first class all the way. You were not lying.

Todd, come on in.

I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize.