Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's really impressive. RISD.

Gloria, I think I gotta go get some fresh air.

What do you like better? Christmas or brand planning season?

Can I tell you something without you getting angry? I love you

They're overpopulated and they're decimating the grub-worm population.

Oh, are you kidding me? It’s beautiful.

What Do You Like Better? Christmas Or Vegas?

Rule number 6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk.

The Big Sleazy, Jimmy Thornton He’s a Wop Genius

JOHN: Slow down!

I might have glanced at it

A fucking human being!

Curt be like... "To be honest with you, my taxes aren't exactly in line."

-Make it 40. -Done.

I thought it was something special.

Now I know you're lying.

I’m so disappointed in you, Bubba. Look at me when I talking to you! You’ve got some nerve to looking me like that. Answer me, why are you so quiet? I knew you’re hiding something! I’m sorry, Hoppy.

I know, but the whole funny-because-it's-true bit only works if the truth is a *small* thing like "everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha ha ha".

-I choose not to eat with you. -We're not eating together?

You better get you ass To that golf course

...knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch!

Okay, how many are cash bars?

(Answering machine): This is John...whatever

There he is. It's the big guy! Get in here.

I think he's on steroids.

...ones they truly love.

Honey look! It’s the Nikkei!

Boss make you feel his tits?

Listen I’m getting married Get out!

This is Joe..... huhhhh, whatever......

webster! It's Kirk

Ahhhh I'm hang gliding honey, take a good picture ... I'm DEAD!

I I don’t even know what the fuck a scissor lift is

Yeah. Yeah, perhaps...

Get on in here, let the big bear get his paws on you.

Actually, Sack got the governor to subsidize part of the project

Twentieth Century Fox Presents In Association With Dune Entertainment

-You know, some people call that fate. -It's crap.

...so everything is backwards.

Lock it down! No, you lock it down!

When you combine spongebob and Benadryl

She’s crazy AF

So, um, how do you know the groom?

I Was First Team, All-State. I Can Put The Ball Wherever I Want To.

I was looking forward to taking a break for a little bit.

Why would a man risk his own life for the life of a complete stranger?

I don't even know what the fuck a wood devil is

-Jeremy. Jeremy! -Is that good?

When you use Lead Forensics to identify a returning visitor

Thank you so much for the dance and it was wonderful to meet you.

-Yes! -Well, you have a gift.

That's the way it is.

I read it while I was sailing my boat to Bermuda.

Collins you Sandbagging Son of a Bitch

You better get your ass to that theater

What is Jed doing? I never know what he’s doing…

JisooDevil is a Pervert

That thing? I'm just warming up. Last week I did a...

I thrive on enthusiasm. Don't take the wind out of my sails. I need you.

I'll pop out at the right moment.

I crashed weddings to meet girls.

make me a full set of plate mail armor clown!

He has this damn competitive streak...

Ankylosaurus: Cowers in fear as Rudy passes by.

...say we were young and stupid.

But starboard's this way.

WHAT ABOUT I ASK THE STAFF IF THEY’D LIKE TO DO A ZOOM HAPPY HOUR? I THINK YOU'RE GONNA HEAR CRICKETS

-...we don't always choose.... -Psst.

What is Georgia doing back there? I never know what they’re doing back there...

-Horny? -Yeah, crazy horny.

...maybe go out and meet some Latin guy that can dance...

If you want to throw a parking transponder at us

It's exactly what I get paid to do.

I’m sorry I called you a Hillbilly from Southern WV. I don’t even know what that meant!

What is Jed doing?

What is he doing, I never know what he's doing back that there

MAybe I'm a little crazy Thats right. Maybe Chris is a little nuts

That was my first chonga!

You sandbagging son of a bitch.

Goddamn it, why didn't you say so?

As you all know, my sister and Craig are both lawyers...

You better get your sweet ass ready to party

I hunt elk, fanelli They’re overpopulated in this region

I know you are. I think you look good.

You better get your ass to that wedding

-You know, some people call that art. -It's crap.

! Raiders are idiots!

Tomorrow can’t come fast enough

No, I don't want them. It's too hardcore.

You better get your ass to that wedding!

Whatever, make me training badges Clown!

I can't believe that they're getting married.

JEREMY: No, I'm not. -He'd love you to come.

Sounds sorta wonderful

[WHISPERING] Great. You threw it perfectly.

I'll be the guy at the back saying I told you so Crickets

Oh please! You and I both know I’d kick your ass all over the place.

I think that's his kid Leonard. The diabetic.

[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]

Hey, Bill Bryan Epstein, I want you to meet a real mensch, Eric Todd Schwartz.

You bite your tongue Chaz Reinhold is not a kook

It's Stout Weather!

I can do it myself asshole

-I know. It's like a pigsty. -It's like a mosh pit in here.

Cazzo salti cogliona Sei uno stronzo

Because they wanna believe in true love.

It’s government season!

-Wonderful. -Wonderful.

His Holiness, the Dalai question. He's a good friend.

Everyone wants to be part of a miracle

No, you lock it up. Lock it up. You lock it up. Lock it up

yes beryl busterette? what do you want? i want to do some khocksing in khao lak.

Mata hieuu... tah tah doh

What's wrong with you? Why you got the weird look all over your face?

Full. Oh, ha, ha, wow.

I earned those google reviews

According to Mr. Schopenhauer, they are.

Stop posting videos God Damn It!

Happy Birthday Josh! Rule#23 no excuses, make your day

It's the circle of life

Might as well be a bullseye.

When Vince Von says is do you know John Owen Wilson what you have a crush on someone you mean I like Claire mhmm Give me a break I don’t mean like I want to hold her hand with her I’ll go to the museum or watching her when she puts her hair in a bride I mean like whatever shut up moving on

I'm watching my stories man

You're falling for this broad.

Rule #1: never leave an amigo behind

To be honest with you, my taxes aren't exactly in line.

Hey, Henrikka. Great talk.

We witness two people choosing to marry...

I'm sorry, Kitty Cat. Are you out of your fucking mind?

Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula.

SACK: There you go. Nice, nice, nice.

-Dusty O'Toole. -Billy O'Shea.

Christopher Lee as a dentist

I don't even know what the fuck a wood devil is!

Let's put all the cards on the table. She's fit for a straitjacket.

But not me, not right now.

You microdosing Son-of-a-bitch

-Right. -Hey, you wanna help me out?

“I just re-woke up”. I love that! You know what I will make a bet

Gloria, go to sleep, honey.

I'm just another notch on your belt

Yeah, you can just cut that psychobabble bullshit that your mom tells you, okay?

We need money Craft Craft Craft

[LAUGHING AND MOANING]

Yeah, you, big guy.

You know the rules

All right, partner. We'll start scheming tonight, okay?

When you tried to help her with the marker

You know, people like funny.

You’re bangin the daughter and the grandma?

You lose good men to turf toes and acl tears.

Yes, um, the answer would be...

-There's no overtime. No. -Oh, no overtime?

Oh, what a loser!

the 40oz was a gift you are supposed to drink it

Wow, now that you mention it, it is half full.

Oh please. You and I both know I’m a phenomenal cyclist

Hey Jeff or Sam, The meatloaf!!!

No more 3 day R.O.R.? Good. Good. More for me & you.

...they got oysters, snacks, phenomenal finger food.

Because I'd find you

I'm sure you do. But I guess in your position, right? You're not allowed to...

what do you like better than wedding season FutureScape Season Baby!

-I love them. They're phenomenal. -And did you have a band?

You sandbagging son of a bitch.

Believe It or not, he's moving in with Rachel

What is he doing? I never know what he's doing back there.

I need you there so it’s not just me, doc, and kelli

You better get your ass to the Rose Bowl

And it was childish, it was juvenile--

What is he doing? I never know what he’s doing back there.

You can park at my building.

Hey Lizzie, the turkey! We want it now!

JOHN: Ah, sailing. What have we got, captain?

[WHISPERING] Thank you.

Stepping on Motts head while he’s drowning.

...but there's no way I'm ready for that.

I’m more of a risk taker

It's amazing what they can do to--

“Damn it! Damn you, Beans!”

Give me a break. That was my first Liberal Midge!

Hey, Amy! Can We Get Some Meatloaf?!

I glanced at it

SACK: So I am president of the Environment Defense League.

Damn You Jake Paul!

That Blonde was a Real Shot of Life Though

Or a fucking human being?!

Drop it! Team Player!

She is white trash. Same as you.

Perhaps play a game called just the tip...

Get the gun from her!

CHRISTINA: I, Christina, take you, Craig...

I can do it myself Asshole

There’s cartoons, a whole plate of bacon, your underwear... It’s like...Jrr’ Crai’s still got it!!

-I'm try-- -Bad form

Try getting jacked off under the lunch table in front of the whole damn school

You know I'm not gonna give in to this kind of behavior.

Gas Monkey, you are my bitch lover!

HEY YOU’RE THE SKNO… SHE’LL COME TO YOU

Two of the great Lyons Township families

HE USES HIS INVENTION ON THE ENTIRE WORLD UNTIL THE ONLY BOOKS LEFT ARE IN HIS LAB.

Let Me Break It Down For You, I'll Hold You're Hand Like A Small Child

Well, that’s a hell of a good weekend

I don’t even know what a big series is!

"The ink is drying"

I made you a painting.

And do you maybe feel the same way?

I can't take this fucking shit anymore.

That’s what Jimmy does!!

The Big Sleazy! Tommy Gufano He’s a WOP Genius !

No, not for-- Where'd you learn that?

Stop posting so many videos on Facebook or you're gonna get banned again dummy!

Oh, I'll get some air if you want some company.

I NEVER KNOW WHATS SHE'S DOING

What do you like better? Christmas or Stunnas Season

WOMAN: Playing fantasy football?

I was first team at Ball state I can put the ball wherever I want

Come on, stop milking it. You make us look like a bunch of pussies.

GLORIA: Oh, hi. -Yeah.

let's go kill some beers

Your family are totally nuts.

We lost a lot of good men out there For Aaron's bachelor party?

Class, class, class.

CLAIRE: You totally saved me. -No.

What do you like better? Christmas or draft day?

I don’t even wear a belt... Beltless!

I crashed a funeral earlier

Seamus O'Toole. Bobby O'Shea. I'm ready to get drunk!

Ferry leaves in 25 minutes. We gotta get out of here.

[SINGING THE ISLEY BROTHERS' SHOUT]

You’re multimedia!

What do you--? What's wrong with you?

The Big Sleazy. Scooba Sleave

Yes, um, the answer would be…

I Sleep Over At Eric’s House Every Year For His Birthday.

Massage oils and a book on tantra, probably from the wacky aunt.

What is hip drop???

Let's play tummy sticks, Dave!

-It's the new pioneer. O'NEIL: New pioneer.

Targets targets targets

I’M A COCKSMAN

It’s sexual and violent

We sail without ‘em!

That's all I needed to know.

We don't even have a back-story, I just....

Kerry! The passport!

...loses both of his parents in a tragic accident one month before his birthday...