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Hey, how's it going? Let me sidle up next to you
Oh, my God.
No, okay? This is getting out of control.
[blows distorted whistle]
and we'll move some product together.
Let's do this for Alice, for Ted, for America.
but can I just have you hold on for a second?
And that's two whistles sold. Let's go!
All right? Now, let's get out there
[groans] Dude, it's hot. Chubbin' up. Check it out.
and tell me why exactly you're in my office.
Say it.
in my mou-outh.
Hey, shut up real quick. Shut up.
And then they die,
Get a real job!
and we picked some sperm out.
Thank you, Miss Murphy, very much.
[moaning]
♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
of whistles.
I could probably, like, hook you...
and I'm talking crispy critter dead.
Ahh. [whispering] I swallow.
- That's right. - No.
It's your fault, okay? You were supposed to take me
- Oh? Ooh, nice. - Yeah.
- Okay, excuse me. - Not.
All right, come on, let's hustle back there.
[roaring like a lion]
Rip it, rip it, rip it, rip it, big ripper.