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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
'Cause I'm not just a [bleep] toy.
That is illegal! Have you lost your minds?
[moaning]
'Cause one ball ain't as good as two.
Okay, yes, I like that.
So here's the deal.
- Oh. - Tell your friends
I think I'm just gonna call it quits
and it is because...
[dramatic music]
[tires screeching]
Both: Total dom.
- Mm-hmm. Mmm. - Some Kosher Kush.
so today is very exciting,
What about this?
in that relationship is.
A safety whistle with a built-in air filter
- That's what I said. - I know, I know.
Karl, get in your van and go before I make you.
Blake, why don't you go ahead and continue
What do you think this is, "Shark Tank"?
Oh, Dad, no.
[all talking at once] [blows distorted whistle]
and let's have a really big day.
Hello? TelAmeriCorp.
We used your whistles as a cover to sell pot on the phone.
Come here. Come here. Oh.
just wishing there was something you could have done
Yeah, we're gonna do it right now!
Look, I want to give you something.
with you guys. Adam, help me.
but I thought it would be a lot more fun