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And if I am meant to crank out a kid, then I have plenty of time.
don't make them play the national anthem on the flute
- Liz distracted me. - No, I didn't.
Oh, my. A mailman killed your dad?
Absolutely not, young lady.
Yes, ma'am. It's just like "Charlie's Angels."
Hey, Cerie, what are you doing?
I stole a baby, Jack. I'm taking a half day.
Before you say no, I just want to say,
- Even babies know that's creepy. - Of course.
Jenna told the writers that I am looking for a guy to get me pregnant.
Uh, something happened to me while scuba diving.
But to that woman, I'm always gonna be the punk kid
And I love my job, and I love my friends.
But that's when I tell her, "Mama, you carried me for nine months.
I love you, too, J. Bird.
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you 50 now?
- I've been telling you that for five months. - Well, you're right again.
and I panic that maybe I waited too long.
Yes, Kenneth. That's sweet.
Oh, you know what?
Well, of course, of course.
Do you have me on speakerphone again?