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accounts for 3% of our revenue but takes up 90% of my time?
Me too.
Really? Did you go to Harvard? 'Cause you haven't mentioned it in three hours.
It's so incredibly thoughtful.
Oh, sorry. My babysitter got jury duty. I think I'm going to kill myself.
- And she doesn't get pregnant how? - I fake it.
But I think I know somebody that can help you with your sex-poop problem.
Engaged!
Absolutely. Forget it. I won't bother you about anything any more.
accounts for 3% of our revenue but takes up 90% of my time?
Well, the writers and I wanted to get "TGS" jackets.
so I grew up calling my collie Pop.
I bought my mother a lovely retirement home...
Oh, my God. ls this for me?
complaining about where she's living, threatening to move in with me.
Everybody at this party is a Jedi.
just to spend the rest of your days slowly sucking it out of them?
What's her name?