Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stop telling everyone I need someone to get me pregnant.
- Oh, I'm actually really busy. - Please. I heard you were baby-crazy.
- Come on. Didn't you have a vasectomy? - No, I just told my wife I did.
Not really.
First of all, I need to start working out. That kid was killing my arms.
- You can go in now. - No.
Oh, no, no. That is not how I roll.
Oh, I let them do my makeup sometimes. They say it's fun for them.
- but "Dateline" has jackets. - Jackets?
Who's the cutest baby in the world?
Also, I think Josh Girard is a young Alec Guinness.
Sorry. I got this number under "fertility" in the Writers Guild health manual.
Why didn't you say something?
- But what do you know about respect? - Please, Tracy, just let it go.
Maybe her heart broke 'cause she spent 20 years raising you
It'll be two months in three weeks.
What? But it's funny.
What you were saying about listening to your mind and not your body... how's that going?
These guys like it. The Mars probe didn't break.
- Oh, God! it's true that you had the baby. - I don't know what happened.
Everybody stop working right now!