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I'm sorry.
But I'm going to tell her this is all your idea.
You're not?
Oh!
I understand elder care can be stressful.
# I'd like you to come up... Come up... Come up and take it...?
The lady will be having the tasting menu, but with some substitutions.
My nephew just joined the Marines to try to pay for college, but...that's fun
What do I care?
if they wanted to stay together.
Why? Do you want to get married? I'll do it.
Wow.
That's the saddest thing I ever heard.
she'll have a cup of hot water with a chicken bone in it
Do you know what kind of clothes old Puerto Rican ladies wear around the house?
Hey, Liz. I was just telling him about my new apartment in Williamsburg.
This guy makes "badhushas".
You've inspired me.
I tried to get him and his wife to sign a pre-nup.
And I like aggressive women with a nerdy vibe.
Don't turn it off, Miss Maroney!
When she's in a foul mood, it can be horribly unpleasant.
# Who would ever really want to go and top that... Top that...?
No, thank you, I think I have it under control --
What does your pre-nup say?
So that's the tour, Elisa.
Thank you.
No, no. They're from Tracy Jordan.
Yaaaaaaaay!
And that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in...
Uh... Look, Liz. I'm really busy right now.
I just want you all to know as I prepare to venture into "movie-dom",
Stuart LaGrange. U.N. High Commission on Water Temperature and Food Taint.
Oh, wow!
You can't fight synergy, Lemon. It's bigger than all of us.
Well, actually... I am me. So...