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But I didn't get a chance to explain myself.
Take a lesson from Janis and show some self-control.
Well...
Tracy, your friends and I are concerned about you.
"Not ah" told me to wait three days before I called you.
Oh, Liz, I knew you'd be happy for me.
What?
Let me see it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Janet Jopler!
Whoa! Oh, yeah!
It's 7:00. Why don't I hear my mother yelling
there is something there.
Oh. Come on.
Oh, you were not being rude. You were just being stupid.
Don't help me! I'm too proud.
But you know what? I'm going to screw this up.
GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE
I like him. He's smart, he's funny, he's got a job...
and a bowl of salted ice cubes.
He doesn't have to know that.
But for whatever reason...
And you forgot to put on your underpants.
I had to do something to get your attention.
# You know you bought it... If you buy it with things... Ow...?
You came out wrong.
How am I weird?
No, no. Not again.
Liz, at this point in my life, "maybe" just isn't good enough.
No, you also ate quite a bit.
Forget it! I know you're not going to leave me.
Surround yourself with people and love and babies with pierced ears.
Here's what you don't do.
Well, I do what I can for my mother.
and then Tracy decides to run away with that chunky chick from "Hairspray"...