Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and...
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys.
- Hey, guys. RACHEL & PHOEBE: Hi.
...because we haven't spoken to your parents in 17 years.
'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma
And do you know how important these early experiences are, Ross? Very!
No, he didn't. He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
Is it ok That I still think it looks delicious
- "Finding your G-spot." ALL: Oh, no, no, no!
If we gave this present to Emma from all of us.
No, I've also, you know, prepared a reading.
CHANDLER: What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!
- No. - No. It won't be her real birthday.
Yeah, we want everyone to be there.
- Rachel! - Oh, God, sorry!
We've been complaining the longest!
What's the point? The other day she laughed for, like, an hour at a cup.
I was thinking since you wrote a song...
- Okay, 10. - Okay, Monica picks 10. I call nine.
What is wrong with me? I like the cartel even more than before.
RACHEL: Ross, what are you talking...? Oh, my God!
Yes. You'll be all grown up by then, and we'll be...
- That's a bear. - I'm too excited!
- I can't believe Emma's still asleep. - I know. What are we gonna do?
I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
How old are you today?
Was that Emma? Is she up?
That place in Vermont? You can take a hint.
That's the hope.
People are getting a little antsy waiting for Emma to wake up from her nap.
I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma's books.
We used to be married.