Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys.
How old are you today?
Yeah, we want everyone to be there.
- No. - No. It won't be her real birthday.
...because we haven't spoken to your parents in 17 years.
What's the point? The other day she laughed for, like, an hour at a cup.
Was that Emma? Is she up?
RACHEL: Ross, what are you talking...? Oh, my God!
'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma
- Okay, 10. - Okay, Monica picks 10. I call nine.
- Rachel! - Oh, God, sorry!
I was thinking since you wrote a song...
People are getting a little antsy waiting for Emma to wake up from her nap.
I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma's books.
What is wrong with me? I like the cartel even more than before.
Is it ok That I still think it looks delicious
We used to be married.
- Hey, guys. RACHEL & PHOEBE: Hi.
Hi, Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and...
- "Finding your G-spot." ALL: Oh, no, no, no!
- I can't believe Emma's still asleep. - I know. What are we gonna do?
- That's a bear. - I'm too excited!
That place in Vermont? You can take a hint.
If we gave this present to Emma from all of us.
And do you know how important these early experiences are, Ross? Very!
No, he didn't. He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
That's the hope.
CHANDLER: What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!
No, I've also, you know, prepared a reading.
We've been complaining the longest!
Yes. You'll be all grown up by then, and we'll be...