Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Educational. Thank you. - Sorry.
...and then before you know it, you're gonna:
...get the paper, and shake the neighbor's hand.
They're turning. They've watched their brothers and sisters die...
- Fingers crossed we go donor on that one. - Let's make a graceful exit, my love.
The reason I have writer's block is I've been living too casual with you clowns.
You're starting to look like a pillow. All I could think was, "Nick looks exactly like a pillow."
MAN: Yeah, you still have me on the line. My two cents?
Man, I gotta run with the bulls.
[CHILDREN CHATTERING]
Mike Sr. Sucks. It's a major theme throughout this.
[MELISSA & SADIE LAUGH]
Hey.
Oh, I love boobs. I love them.
[SINGING] Who's that girl?
Never stop reading this.
- I want you to have babies. Take my sperms. - No. It should be me, Jess.
I was hoping I would be dead before this happened.
- Ugh! Being a woman sucks. - Preaching to the choir. Women are the worst.
The vagina. I'm familiar.
- You okay? - Mm-hm.
Weren't Will Take You Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...
- You're putting me in a tough spot. - Friends, I'm in a real-life sex pickle.
- Jars, jars. All around, jars. - This is my personal time right now.