Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at you, man. This is great. King of your own castle.
- Hmm? What? NICK: You need sleep.
Well, a more advanced move would be... You know what? I'll just show you.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Cece. Cece. Cece, wait. Do you wanna talk?
I'm gonna take one of these pens, I'm gonna go home, and I'm gonna write my zombie novel.
"Rhythm" is a tough word. Don't feel bad about that.
[SLAPS DESK]
Seriously, can you please stop yelling?
- Pop, pop. Pop. JESS: With who, Nick?
Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.
You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?
...and get onstage and collect my Oscar...
"To Winston, have a nice summer, hope to see you again..." Really?
- And I'll be the first to read it. - We got a deal, friend.
- You put the microwave in the trash? - Yes.
The world I once lived in, shattered.
I mean, I don't know how you're walking around with this many eggs.
Wow, that is so upsetting.
Jess, you don't get it.
[SCHMIDT HUMMING FANFARE]
Mike Sr. Sucks a whole bunch. More than his neighbor, Rollo.
You're just staring at letters, you idiot.
Thank you. Thank you so much. I really needed to hear that, Sadie.
We'll Take You've Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...
Hey, Winston, are you reading it?
- Why? - Microwaves zap things.
MAN [OVER PHONE]: Put me on. I got something to say about Andrew Bynum's hair.
- Heh. What are you doing? - It's writer's fuel. That's what Hemingway said.
Take You'd Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...