Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gotta eat my way out of a sandwich house.
[WHISPERS] You gotta go.
We should go. Melissa's been drinking for two.
You boys are right. I gotta be more like Hemingway.
I've been looking for the right time to tell you, but Melissa and I are so excited because...
I'm just like, if you say, "You've got a year," that's fine.
I’m the egg queen I’m queen of the eggs
- That's why you didn't finish law school. - Dude.
Why you're three episodes into Downton Abbey.
Well, I think that you guys made a really smart decision coming in here today.
That's crazy. I'm panicking. Are you panicking?
I'll Take Yours Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...
Too many characters. It's hard to follow.
- What is that? - That is love, you idiot.
Ha, ha. The joke's on you. There aren't any words in there.
And for that, my friend, I'm proud of you.
Boring. Yawn.
No, no, no. I am. Okay? I know that I am.
SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.
- Yeah, that's mine too. - I love them.
Fertilize me, Los Angeles!
Make me a guy so I don't have to worry about this.
I am so uncomfortable.
We'd Take You Plex Time on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers...
I know what's about to happen. You will all want to cover your ears.
You know what? Yes. Yeah.
- How am I gonna get the feathers off? - No idea.
[PANTING]
- Yeah, but in a competition. - Uh, gorilla.
- Don't throw it in my face. - I got off my adjusted...
Ninety percent of our eggs, huh? Heh.
Jess and that girl!