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When you ask about her private life or her business, she becomes evasive.
So far as I can figure, the brother still owes us for solving the case.
Obviously, he makes a very good husband.
-Oh, she is not. -She most certainly is.
You know what they say:
Sorry. Can I help you?
The guy's got jet lag written all over him.
Look at this guy.
...50 that now....
Hey, Voltaire, it's for you.
You know me, the hopeless romantic.
-I find it odd. -0dd?
...snuggles up next to your mother, I'm out of luck.
-Are you under pressure? -Oh, no, no.
No more advice from Ann Landers to a cross-dressing Shriner.
Am I doing a terrible thing...
We're here for the free estimate.
So...
...do you think I'd send out for crummy Chinese food every night?
His own state-of-the-art telephone pagers.
Yes, hello. This is David Addison, you just beeped me.
-Just like you asked me. -You've been here all morning?
Weird, somebody killed one of the pilots.
Needless to say, my sister is a wreck.
He could never have made her so happy if he didn't.
It's like she was born in a funk and she never got out of it.
Hello.
After she got out of the hospital, she moved out here.
What kind of person sleeps till 12:30 on a Thursday?
...whenever you had a problem, first person you'd come to....
-So, what do you wanna get him? -Who?
A modus operandi.
What happened to Pollyanna?
Come on.
A man's beeper is-- It's kind of a personal thing.
...tonally speaking.
No.
-Hi. -And:
-Forgive me for I am-- Am good. -Gonna fly now.
Grace under pressure, that's her strong suit.
Twenty five words or less, please.
Come back.
By all means.
I'm talking about conversation.
-What is that? -Your beeper.
No, we're with the IRS. We have a big refund cheque for him.
He's not in any trouble, is he?