Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I will demonstrate that I was improperly instructed in driving...
It is because of you that I now have a criminal record.
...because opportunities to have gelato with Stan Lee...
Um, Stan Lee. Oh, he was in those goofy kung fu movies you love so much?
Do you think you can just ring my doorbell anytime you want?
Do you remember that date?"
- What's going on? - Nothing.
You said we were invited.
Ow! Damn. Paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut.
- Joanie, call the police. - Nice to meet you.
Because most of the things I'm planning to buy haven't been invented yet.
I really wanna make it up to him. I was hoping...
...than a man who's got music blasting from between his nipples.
My milk stool is complete.
Oh, no, that's terrible. The line's moving. Gotta go. Bye.
...I'm gonna give you a chance to apologize for that last remark.
Mine says, "To Raj. From Stan Lee."
What is it about the word "unique" you don't understand?
Although we live in a deterministic universe each individual has free will