Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The moving finger
November 16th? Penny, that’s the evening you fell in your bathtub.
...will be scanning his face for signs of contagious skin disease?
The moving finger writes and, having writ, moves on.
If it would please the court, I'd like to begin with an opening statement.
...hanging next to my restraining order from Leonard Nimoy.
I am unable to confront my accuser, a non-human entity, to wit, a camera.
I'm so excited And I just can't hide it
Stan Lee does not have a contagious skin disease.
No, just a regular comic signing.
He was supposed to meet you the other day, but he kind of ended up in jail.
I can't wait to ask Stan Lee why he insists on giving his characters...
It was more of a, I can't afford any more points on my license.
Totally."
- No. - Star Wars?
Oh, gee, thanks, Leonard. That didn't occur to me.
Undoubtedly yet another snide response to my repeated letters...
Okay, he's going to jail.
But first, I will raise a Sixth Amendment issue.
You've also got something from the Pasadena Municipal Court.
People will know I'm awesome and to be feared.
Well, look who thinks he's Stuart's uncle now.
Um, Stanley. Stanley. Stanley Tucci?
Would you just let it go?
I'll be the possessor of a unique, albeit confusing artifact...
How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundations...
Um, Stanley. Stanley. Stanley Tucci?
Bruce Banner, Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Stephen Strange...
It bothers me.