Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If the court will excuse my homespun, corn-fed, Nebraskan turn of phrase."

Not just the finger… The Mooving Finger!!

...was because you were in distress, and I was rescuing you.

You are responsible for all the evil that has befallen me today.

And yet you wound up in traffic court.

I told them I wasn't driving, and they were all, "Who was it?"

...first and last names that start with the same letter.

So to sum up, improper instruction...

Well, I'm not much of a sports fan, but thank you.

He said we could call him Stan.

Oh, I don't wanna know that.

Well, obviously, you don't remember your circumcision.

- Hey, Stuart. What's going on? - Well, you might wanna mark...

I'm sad to say I taught him those moves.

...come but once in a lifetime.