Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Does this mean we're going to school?

Make sure we're doing this for the right reasons.

Or we could live there. Together.

Having a guy tell me how amazing I am while dumping me. Rings kind of false.

I've been on hold since 5 in the morning, so here's my question:

So, what you're saying is, he's trying to exert his gorilla independence?

- Hi. - Hey. You want a water?

Besides this thing choking me?

We are. Because we wanna stay together.

You've no idea how much I want this for you.

- You're being so lame. - Not as lame as you.

- Feeling lucky? - Yes. My aura is green.

Which doesn't carry weight with me.

I was gonna say I've been happier than I've ever been with anyone I've dated.

I'm gonna miss you.

- Thanks. - We knew you could do it.

I don't know where you were or what you think you're doing...

- Lord of the Rings. - Yeah.

- Oh, man. That's awesome, dude. - Yeah, yeah.

I was driving across the country that first summer.

What can I say? Couldn't help myself.

- What's that? - The sweatshirt. The party.

This is important. It's warning against dark-haired beauties...