Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese.

Some to test our patience.

I mean it this time. These are not just words.

Previously on Desperate Housewives...

It had little bears and balloons on it, right?

you will get spanked.

I know. I look too young.

[Porter] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

- It really hurt. - Yeah, I understand.

Oh no a spanking against mommys knees! That's abuse

It does work. It does work most of the time.

We drove 200 miles to be here today. This is unacceptable.

- Afraid not. - Well, that's too bad.

About how much time he's spending at that damned pancake restaurant.

Because I'm not signing that piece of paper.

- Why the hell didn't you tell me?! - You wouldn't make the right decision.

And tell them what?

A check I was never told about.

I couldn't just let you make a fool out of me.

...she'd be pregnant.

Let's go inside and call the insurance company.

[Sighs] Well, art is subjective.

Well, you don't have a place to live, you don't like to work,

getting pretty.

I'll pull the plug on the settlement agreement, divorce you,

and you told me to burn the papers that I found in there?

You wanna know what else I remember?

You're right. You're right.

Every year, they get younger and younger.

I don't have time for her hysterics.

- Porter! What did I tell you? - But I'm hungry.