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- I'm not that old. - I said I was sorry.
- Put me down! - OK.
Eight months. Thanks to you, I'm going away for eight months.
- People think we're sisters. - That's 'cause you tell them that.
Once you had a baby, I think you would love it so much that...
You too. I never would've guessed you were Susan's mom.
[Mary Alice] Children come into the world with their own agendas.
- You never know. - No, sometimes you do.
Hello?
Because the minute I get there, Andrew will start...
Usually, poker is more fun than this.
[Gasps]
But the one thing Gabrielle knew above all else,
Well, me being pretty and therefore stupid,
- It didn't work out. - I'm sorry.
And you're still here.
Thank you both for your time.
[Lynette] Hi!
There may have been a breakdown in our care.
...is the truth.
I'm so lucky to have you.
Well, he said he won't go forward with the session if... his mother's involved.
Mm. This is really good, Mrs. Tillman. Thanks a lot.
And when that happens, I'd appreciate an apology.
I feel so blessed to be getting sage advice
Well, don't just stand there. Give me a hug!
There are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas.
Carlos just got a little rough. Made me sign some papers.
And that's gonna kill him.
Thank you.
I'm just... I'm tired.
If you wanna piss your life away and blame it on
I got pregnant when I was a tiny teenager.
Why was she hitting you?
- And I don't want to hear it. - There's no reason to feel guilty.
Wanna have some coffee, sit around, bitch about our kids...?
So if you try and divorce me while I'm gone...
Look, I love her, but the Pancake Shack is just starting to take off.
[Mary Alice] Hearing the hollowness of her own voice,
Finally in on one of your legendary poker parties.