Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So help me, if you don't back me up on this, I will lose it.

Honey, you'd better get out there.

No, I can't call Patty Binks.

[Sophie] Oh, right.

What do you mean?

- He pushed me first. - Can I flush it?

I sympathize, I really do.

- I told you. I'm not signing this. - Oh, I think you are.

I don't want to have kids and you do.

I once met you when you were a little baby.

So let's just call the insurance company.

Anyway, I'd knocked a couple back and things got heated.

Who cares?! If there was a chance I didn't have to go to jail?!

Don't you dare.

You don't have a choice.

I will not become my mother.

What are you doing?

children change everything.

[Boys] Do it! Do it!

Parker, I Swear to God, I Will Get My Belt And Spank You! Knock It Off NOW That Is IT! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!

Well, he did shove me.

Are you going to this thing or not?

So, you're Susan's mom.

and we all know what happens when she gets mad.

- Remember, Dad? - Vaguely.

You know, pictures are prettier if you color inside the lines.

I don't know him well enough.

If you don't go back to this man who allegedly shoved you once in five years,

Sorry to bother you. We have a few questions for you.

- Wanna see the bruise? - That's OK. That's OK.

- You broke my nose. - No, it's just banged a little.

- OK, OK... - You have a nerve talking about trust

and riding their bikes,

- Is it an all-day thing? - What do you mean, Porter had less fun?

To hell with him, then. We're going home.

I think it's nature's little joke,

So if I were you, I wouldn't mention the words divorce,

Because she steals things. Damn it, Christy, you're 13.

Yeah, it was about this big, had little dancing bears on it.

what are your options?

That was a mighty big sigh.