Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(birds chirping)
Flash‐in‐the‐pan wannabe journalism.
I finally listened to that dad‐gum podcast...
Thank God I have my family.
From my true crime podcast Small‐Town Dicks,
[MARGE HUMS HAPPILY]
- (shouts) - (cat yowls, glass shatters)
- Good night. - (ominous music playing)
With all our true crime training,
(muffled murmur)
(sighs) You're only watching this
I have shocking medical news
- (all gasp) - The moment she drowned,
Something everyone's got to know.
So I say to Ira Glass, "'NPR'? What does that stand for?
(Lisa and Marge groan)
You weren't supposed to confess.
of Killing Her Softly.
he would call that show Not Guilty Grampa,
- (theme music playing) - I'm Kent Brockman,
I don't remember nothing.
(cheering)
(grunts, scoffs) Oh.
(owl hoots)
Come on, Dad, cheer up. You're an innocent man.
but he could be abusive when he wanted to be.
who told short, concise stories.
And then maybe a couple more to take the edge off.
Why'd you set me up, baby?
‐(gasps loudly) ‐(laughs)
Kent Brockman bid a big fat farewell
Oh, we all wish he did it.