HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(clock chiming)
♪ Since you took your love away ♪
Take my finger instead.
(chewing loudly) Do you have to eat that junk food
That's why Sam Kinison lived so long.
Or maybe the next day. Tomorrow's kind of busy.
they’re like 90% nips
Hey, let's all quit our jobs and buy an ice cream truck.
to take our minds off Lent, huh, gang?
I ENVY YOUR YOUTH
But there is one stripper here who may be able to help you.
Mmm. Mmm.
This is not the pastie of a stripper.
And so, Smiths, you have truly seen the message of Lent,
Would that make you happy?
Thank you, wise one.
Do you not want to do this?
The prince is here to see all the bosoms in the house!
happily ever after with its owner.
patrick 427 427 patrick 2021 3528 15920
(upbeat march plays)
♪
(all sigh)
All right, sir, I said you could try three nipples
But hark!
I just wish there was some physical way
I don't understand.
Oh. Oh. (sobbing)
Oh, no, I forgot it.
One finger.
See what a truck would cost.
I've been waiting with you for, like, three days.
Hmm. I'm afraid that wouldn't be in your best interest.
Jeff, toss me the Uzi.
The saddest song ever.