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Mmm. Some are "blah," but some are "okay."
Once I told a patient to relieve stress, she should masturbate instead of meditate.
Boop? -Yeah, boop.
My friends, peers, loved ones, people who brought their wallets.
How did that feel?
You really didn't have to come, Paul. It's just a couple of minutes away.
Like, all he does is make coffee.
[chuckles] I think you'll dig it.
[cell phone chimes]
[groans]
Hey, Sean. Would you-- Would you wanna go to an art show with us?
[sighs] -Well, Grace,
[both laugh]
Guys, come on. I said no drugs. They're wrong.
[clicks tongue]
you think you don't have the right to be upset with anybody.
so I'll see you guys later. -Um, okay. Okay.
Not a chance in hell. -I know.
When he used to have shows,
It's all good. We love you, Jimmy. -Yeah.
WHEN YOU REALIZE IT EVERYONE ELSE BROUGHT CHIPS
Mmm. Mmm. -Even when they don't want me to.
Man, I'm sorry. This is not a big deal.
I shouldn't have put it on you.
["Colors" playing]
Did she say anything in the car? -[door slams]
[laughs] Look like she talking shit about you right now.
No. No.
No, she won't.
Liz, a little help, please. -Oh, I got you. I got-- I got you.
Copy that. I can be a jerk.
Sorry.
What the fuck is wrong with you?