Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[indistinct chatter]

and you're talking to me about hiding out at a ranch up in Bakersfield.

Oh, Flame Mother, you will be our salvation.

from our rip-roarin' republic.

[groans] I don't know.

♪ Soon we'll greet that red-letter day ♪

No, they're not.

[Maximus] Someone stole my fusion core.

Meio do ano e você tá como? Okey dokey!

- We were so nervous. - Aw, you did great.

And we'll be living and working right here in Vault 4,

Sorry to interrupt your breakfast, but our overseer

Are the-are the blue jumpsuits--

I was waiting by the phone every night.

Well, how do you remember her?

[♪ Jack Shaindlin: "I'm Tickled Pink"]

All right. We go for a couple of hours,

- when she's 15. - [Janey] Sit.

She's done more ads than a fucking billboard.

Well, to be honest, no, we don't.

So, if I wanted to let you go scot-free,

the actors wouldn't come out of their trailers.

I do have one. Uh...

Why can't you move?

[woman 1] Did Cooper Howard just walk by?

America will be ready.

Titus, this is a vault doctor.

[indistinct chatter]

I think about it. Quitting showbiz.

I do have pencils.

I get why you'd want to stay.

dangerous is what they call a prerequisite.

Will energy prices surge this winter

Uh, oh, and if you're unfamiliar with how the bathrooms work, just ask.

I just thought because...

- What is that like? - No,

That's not really the question, is it?

[mutters] Okay.

"I, Bartholomew Codsworth, am ever ready to serve."

It's a policy from before my time.

I-I don't understand. If you don't like people from the surface

Why, hello there, boys. [grunts softly]

Somebody decided that and didn't share it with fucking anyone.

and tolerate them and not call them "surfies." It's awful.

a poor, defenseless gang-affiliated organ dealership?

And while you were away at war, I stayed home.

We'll need, uh, an antibiotic.

Yes, Microsoft owns Bethesda, but Microsoft did NOT produce the Fallout games. Fallout 3, New Vegas, 4, and 76 were released on both PlayStation and Xbox consoles, not just Xbox! Also, you can't hate this show just because it was released during the time a studio was shut down. that's an invalid reason!

- Mr. Howard, great work today. - Ah.

[all exhaling slowly]

♪ I'm tickled pink ♪