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- I knew that. - Really good. "Clever girl."
You win, you get the Fal-car.
In fact, I'm gonna give you double pay and full "bennies," so... Hi.
We're still alive. We're still alive.
I've got an idea, but it's a little scammish.
All right, hello, and welcome to the Hallman House '80s Trivia Night,
There's our endorsement.
Is that a Falkor car?
Okay, these guys want a Predator statue?
Let's get physical.
Like a gigantic gaping butthole.
Plutonium. Barry Manilow's wardrobe.
Okay, take all this crap down and get out.
It's the wake-up call I needed, I'll be honest, Mr. Holmvik.
- I'm not gonna... - Hey.
"You got to come into the office, stretch,"
Whoa. Make it. Take it.
- Ooh. - You want to get physical?
In the movie Stand By Me, what was the name
Critters. Spores, molds, and fungus?
ADAM: Yep, it's a Predator statue,
(EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT PLAYING)
Come collect it.
- Oh. - That'd be good.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No problem.
- That's a "gwarantee." - That's right.
Stacks on stacks, right? Beer me.
Whoa.
What if we just, like, took the whole afternoon off
you plaid shirt wearing fucking idiot.
Never mind, just...
We can see it's your dumbass friend dressed up.
- There definitely is, so... - Don't listen to him.
Well, it's "inconceivable" that you don't realize
"Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle."
- What? - (LAUGHS) What?
Because I don't want you to waste your time.
Hey, what the hell are you three idiots doing here?
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