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Because I'm Santa Claus.
Thanks.
How do you know what goes on in other people's heads?
Kids, maybe we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
...Art and Celeste...
...to get the medicine in?
- Shut up. - Please.
Mr. Claus.
- What are you doing? - I'm hugging you, dummy.
...disguised his voice, took down the information...
Your Honor, we got the identification on the two runaways.
- Elizabeth. - He's right. It would be easier.
That man cares for you, Eddie.
All Santa had in his bag was a box of Chiclets and a half-empty bottle of gin.
...l've seen it a million times before.
Like we said, our parents couldn't care less where we are.
...if you would just give us your real name.
Right, but I'm also a judge.
How did you know our names and where we lived and all that other stuff?
- Dan, it wasn't that funny. - I know.
- I'm glad you were in the building. - Glad I could help.
...the only, the true Santa Claus.
- This one. - Wrong.
Another adult who lies about things.
- Which hand? - Your Honor, I don't...
I'm sorry for crinkling your robe.
...miss you very much and want you back home.
Well, how do you know he isn't?
Well.