Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a fake.
- Any more from the police on his identity? - Not yet.
Oh, I believe this is yours, isn't it?
- What's going on here? - Is this where we get the rubber hoses?
Harry, about my proposition...
- Goodbye, Harry. - Goodbye.
No, of course not.
Let me show you a trick with a red ball.
But don't tell me I don't care!
Hey, Carla B., how'd you like to see a trick?
...none the wiser.
- Hi. - I'm Santa Claus.
But then, come March, I'm back to work already.
You are in the middle of a room full of people that care for you.
Sorry. It's my night off.
- Damn. - We didn't see anything.
Come on, John. Let's go. I've got a car waiting.
I saw you on the Perry Como holiday show
...so why don't we quit wasting time and get on...
It's funny, isn't it, how he seems to know all of our names.
Come on, judge. Just to see the look on their faces would be worth it.
All of you disbelievers can laugh all you want!