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"You can't lift your leg on your best friend's girl. " ls that the saying?
-That explain it? -Huh?
I am a fairly attractive woman, and l have fertile eggs.
And she got this look. . . . I swear, it's like she wanted to kiss me.
I think l should sing. You look good when you sing up there.
-Off to court? -Raymond's testimony. Say a prayer.
I became so self-conscious, l couldn't perform as a lawyer.
-Home away from home? -I'm trying to do my business!
Just a little smile here or there. Nothing big.
-Tell me l haven't lost my mind. -No, you haven't lost your mind.
One of us has to move. One would think it'd be the gentleman.
He's never left before. Maybe he's having a breakdown.
-I'm asking you. -No, l'm asking you.
-So how's Ally? -How would l know?
It involved a long-standing client, which l also lost.
He told me he'd had a dream that we were doing karaoke together.
-Let's just change the subject, okay? -Fine.
Okay.
But l would never, l mean, without, unless-- Forget it.
-And? -I need a hard-nosed litigator.
I hired you because you're great. I'll deny ever having said it.
You wink at anything in a dress, and your career is on the line. . .
Yep.
I was kidding. It would take a sense of humor to live in Detroit.
-You're a very pretty woman. -Thank you.
John's gone. Don't ask me where, but he's gone.
-You want to go out with Jenny? -No. Maybe.
I have plans.
The man part is usually the letdown.
You asked her to tame your meat-weasel?
. . .unwelcomed sexual conduct.
In your closing, you'll no doubt be calling me a "chauvinistic oaf. "
One reason for that, we take each other at our word.
. . .who knows what they'll respond to?
-I can't win a case with freckles. -Jenny. It's not just freckles.
"Where there's beauty, don't look for brains. " l don't buy into it.
Jenny.
-And if he's not? -I'd stop seeing you.
Forget lawyers treating their learned brothers and sisters with respect.
All during discovery, he made sexual advances at me.
-And juries go for adorable girls. -That kind of flattery leaves me wet.