Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you've seen the size of my apartment. Right?

Okay? I'm over. Game over.

Monty. Wait. Monty, Please. Why you bring her?

- He did not. - He did, too.

You're missing the point.

Nothing but sand and rocks and cactus and blue sky.

when you're upstate taking it in the culo,

Kostya, is that when you say,

You're gonna get up there,

You're gone for good.

Well, we were undefeated that year.

Now I'm gone seven. Clean up your own fucking mess.

And tell me this. Please explain this to me.

Hey, that's Jake. Remember Jake?

My God, you don't understand.

No, I'm from out west.

just because my grandparents were...

Get me out, now!

This is bullshit!

That's too bad.

I don't know, I mean,

Here. What do you say?

Girl saw a pot of honey and she licked it clean.

NATURELLE: Monty?

- The hell you did, Naturelle. - Back up.

Doesn't dyeing your hair drop you down a few places?

I am better when our friend comes back to us, no? Jason, yes?

And it all came so close to never happening.

Every man, woman and child alive should see the desert

He'd better stay calm, or I'll have the pound come and get him.

It's good for them in the long run.

Just, I'll meet you down there.

Everybody's talking about buying from Monty,

Don't joke about that.

"I'm gonna kick back, watch my coin multiply,

Come on. Your wife deserves this.

And I told him.

(POLICE SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)

This is the only honest man in the room. He's a...

you don't know what you're saying. You're fucking drunk.

And I just thought, "Oh, you know,

Where you go, Monty? Monty, wait.

No, I haven't fucked her. Of course.

- Yeah. - No, I didn't think so.

You always told me you wanted to see Wrigley Field.

maybe he'll plead you off to an A-II.

Someone turns him in and...

Why? Why wouldn't he want you here?

Do you understand what I mean...

and my father's allergic, so...

- Yeah! - Come on, Nat. Let's go.

Who you trying to be, R. Kelly?

- Excuse me. Could I have a water? - Sure.

You find the silence out there.

JAMES: A driver's license.

The silver dress you're wearing?

I have to go. Meet us at the place in Chinatown.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

The first time I went to prison, I was 14 years old.

FRANCIS: He'll be working for me. I'll have his job.

But remember, I was 14 when I first went. Ya vyzhil.

You know, 100% "Naturelle."

I'll hold it for you.

Does anyone want to go dance?

Monty, people like you. It's a gift.

I want you to keep that.

Come on, man! I can't go up there.

You knew the deal the minute you met him. Come on.

how lucky they are to be there.

What you say, it was funny.

I went to elementary school with that guy, Nick.

I have no choice, Monty.

You have a son. Maybe you name him James.

Tell him. I'm bringing some friends. I'm bringing Naturelle.

- Can I ask you a favor? - Mmm-hmm?

- Okay. - Come on, Doyle.

strolling up and down 47th Street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff,

But me and my true love

if you're gonna be calling them chalupas.

And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy.

You're in the 62nd percentile

Figured we'd all head down there.

My head was a little turned around.

Look here, you vanilla motherfucker,

I'll see you soon, Pop.

Monty's tough. I think he'll be okay.

FRANCIS: Quarter past 6:00.

So what? Doyle's a tough dog. He's seen worse, you know?

I meet a girl as pretty as you, plays the three spot. That's deadly.

Getting smashed at a basketball party and slapping girls' asses.

I'm out and my father's out.

I never said anything.

Guards are moving out of the space,

I really blew it.

You got all kinds of nights.

Andrew Marvell.

Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves,

You've never been west of Philly, have you?

It's over after tonight, Jake. Wake the fuck up.

(DISK SCRATCHING)

looking back over their shoulders, laughing at me.

(WHISPERING) You'd never been to PR in your life before Monty.

Yeah, thanks, Jake. You should have been here earlier.

What are we looking at for that unemployment number?

Give me the word and I'll take a left turn.

Let him take you to the hospital, baby.

- (CHUCKLES) Yeah. - JACOB: Touché.

- Want a beer? - Yeah.

Take our time with it. Taste the barley.

Oh, yeah? Did you see her ass?

just shut the fuck up, have a beer, a drink...

The number's coming out.

- How old are you? - 18.

Great. You know what? This was a big waste of my time.

KOSTYA: Sometimes I think you very stupid man.

I told him Naturelle Riviera,

Beautiful baby.

I'll be the one right behind the bench yelling, "Get back on D!"

- Where are you going with this? - I don't know. People are

Looks like you've been demoted from the 99th percentile.

If it were me, I'd never last a day. But Monty, he's different.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Doyle, cut it out.

Ten years in the country, still no speak-ee English.

- Do I make myself clear to you? - Yeah.

Come on, Monty, give me a break, man.

"Our sweetness up into one ball,

I pick her out special, just for you.

You're just a sad fuck, Francis.

she ain't nothing but a spic skank skeezer.

I have a good job for your father.

So, do you think he could get us in?