Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We all did. - Monty never listens.
No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan.
Okay, buddy?
I'm a little surprised.
We goin for a ride now!
Sometimes guys have a hard time showing their emotions.
Cool! You know, I've seen pictures of this room.
You know who I am. It's me.
They got bunk beds lined up
You got New York in your bones.
No, pit bull. But that's not a pit bull.
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What is that? A charity A-plus?
- What are you, guard? - Three spot.
Yeah, but then you go and get yourself thrown out
A week ago. They just raised your limit a week ago,
You know how they find people?
It's all about the first day.
Keep an eye on Monty tonight, would you?
I got greedy. Greedy. I just fucked myself.
Probably having a big party tonight over at Jimmy's Bronx Cafe.
You know, this sofa's not very comfortable.
WOMAN: Excuse me, sir. Can I help you? Hello?
Last night as free man.
No. I'm having the time of my life.
Can we get out of here?
- Am I? - Yeah.
I gotta talk to Frank for five minutes.
Are you okay?
Fuck Osama bin Laden, al-Qaeda,
- Listen, Frank. The other thing. - What?
No, no, she's... She's moving in with her mother.
See, that right there, that is so typical.
You know, in a room with some junkie
Uh... I mean, I am not a pervert.
That silver thing to the left of your plate, that's called a fork.
The scale is skewed to the money thing.
- if we can spend any time together? - I know.
Be a fucking man about it, all right?
Doyle! (WHISTLES) Come on.
Come on, you asshole, you've been wanting to fuck her for years.
Champagne for my real friends
and I believe I will be with you again and your mother
The whole city came out to say goodbye.
No, not now, but, you know, in, like, seven months...
all over your scalp 10 billion times a day.
Excuse me. One minute?
You told him to quit?
Now he's got three choices. None of them are good.
- Monty, my friend, you here long? - Not long.
You know, Marcuse...
Guilty of looking good.
and you give him an A-plus.
No. No. I started, though.
MONTY: Working a tugboat. Be out on the river every morning.
- What do you mean, yet? - She's hot. She's all over you.
I don't feel comfortable with this.
sheeeeeeeee-it
- Frank, look at me when I talk to you. - What?
You're not gonna change the grade?
Yeah. She's a real smart girl.
I figure we take the Henry Hudson
Champagne for my real friends Real pain for my sham friends
- Lovers? Really? - She's kidding.
JAMES: You're gonna work hard,
Let's see.
They'll find me.
in a 1986 Jeep Grand Wagoneer.
maybe that place with the things that Frank goes to.
their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions.
- Yeah? All right. - Of course.
Seven years from now, I'll be at the prison gate, you'll be married to money.
Brooklyn to the Pacific in three days.
"I'll be there when you walk out." Bullshit!
- He stole seven years. - Monty, don't listen to him!
How the fuck should I know?
(SIGHS)
- Exactly. - No, no, no.
Yeah, well, are table manners an issue?
Yeah, you wanted to name me James.
Nobody's talking to you. I mean it. Stay out of it.
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Stop talking like that.
but that ain't never happen.
Girl's got a fine ass, and she's oozing sex appeal.
- A junior. - Oh, man.
Two.
I was a grown man.
Maybe. I'll tell you what.
So, um, who are you? Are you someone famous?
NATURELLE: When did he break up with her?
I was so worried about my father, I needed to help him out.
Tell you what, bin Laden could drop another one right next door,
- Aw, Dad, come on. - See if he can help with anything.
Oh, come on. Come on, she's cute.
I tattooed "survive" on my hand the night before I went away to prison.
How you doin', bro? You all right?
- Yeah? - I still hold the all-time assist record.
I'll tell you, don't ever write me. Don't ever come visit.
Man, if he runs, he's gone. He ain't coming home.
Do you have a minute?
He broke up with her though or she broke up with him?
Yeah, I'm pissed.
- You up for a little more still? - Yeah.
What... Besides your salary, all the money you make.
- Mmm. - Hi.
I wouldn't have made you for a ball player, you know?
- Why? Why? - Please!
I mean, everything's gotten so strange, Pop.
They see the doctor coming with the needle...
Yeah.
How do you think I'm feeling?
(HORN BLOWING)
James. Not from around here, are you?
But then again, maybe not.
Listen to this. When I call a girl and I say,
MONTY: This is my guy.
- It's literal? - You know what?
Funny you should say that It was funny, what you say
Two, you got chronic bad breath.
- In a circle like that? - Yeah.
Thanks a lot.
for dealing weed to some rich kids.
And it's all about tomorrow.
You wanted to shoot him with my gun.
When I apply to colleges, you might have heard of this,
starts beating me in the face.
You got nights with your girlfriends. Going out clubbing.
NATURELLE: No. I can see you fathering children.
(BOTH GROANING)
He tries to bite your face off. He is meat.
Here you go, James.
How much of that stretch you pull is all up to the mood of the prosecutor.
Fuck me? Fuck you.