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I have great tits. I'm not a slut.

One minute ago, you were my friend.

That kind of weight makes it an A-I Felony.

No it's just because.. Unless your gonna get me a gift..

You better hop to, sonny boy.

You can find God.

You know, I just don't understand it.

We're not giving it up.

I can't, you know, just touch her...

We're goin' for a ride now

- Hey, baby. How you doin'? - Hi, sweetie.

I need a lot more than a black eye, pal.

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You always tryin' to hook us up

Look at this. He's alive.

- Why do I have to trust her? - You think I can trust her?

It's terrible. Come. People wait for us.

But I never took his money. Never once. Not a red...

I'll be a 38 year-old punked-out ex-con

So who's that little tart with you, Jake?

Will you fucking help me out here?

You've been to Puerto Rico twice, on vacation.

Montgomery. How's the party?

Fine. I'm leaving.

I was arrested...

I'll see you when I see you.

Find a nice little town.

Let them think you are a little crazy but respectful, too.

and nobody's gonna mess with you? Come on!

but we made it.

You're supposed to be smart.

Uncle Nikolai wants me talking with you.

Not this time, Sal. I got a theory. Look at this.

FRANCIS: So, what time you want to hook up?

They're gonna love you.

- You need a girlfriend. - I need a girlfriend?

you stink like booze, you're out all night partying, and that's okay.

Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their Pomaded hair,

I think we're the oldest people here.

And reliable. No jams.

But don't front like you don't likeded him.

MAN: They put the clamps on him.

No. Not at all. It would only bother women if it bothered me.

No. I don't think he...

LINDSAY: Like, a month ago.

You bet, how you guys doing?

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Seriously. i'd like to.

Hey, where've you been?

Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants.

Have I ever once broken a promise to you?

Instead of being a man about it,

- I gotta go. - Wait. One second. Wait, wait, wait.

Why don't you tell us about your friend Nikolai?

I don't like it, Frank. Claims numbers have dropped three weeks straight.

- Frank's just flirting with the bartender. - Oh, yeah?

This thing is disgusting.

You are miles from home.

I like your father.

Why is it that women feel the need to cry after having great sex?

Five years I've been coming to you, man.

I respect that. I really do. I do.

Actually, I prefer his earlier work...

But I'll... I'll remember this.

- and you're already maxing out? - You want me to sit on it?

All right, Simon. I'll handle my business, all right?

we're gonna start somethin' up.

In Staten Island?

Can you explain this? You're the English teacher.

Jeez, Your Honor, you know, what can I say?

You know what? I can't do this right now.

How long you been saving this, huh?

I just don't want him to hurt himself.

"Does this come in children's sizes?" Think about that.

I'll be there for you, but I'm not gonna hit you!

I don't wanna drink anymore, Frank.

- You'll have the place wired in a week. - Place is overcrowded.

Dusk is turning it on.

What did I do to stop it? What did I say to him? Nothing.

Nobody honking at you.

Players weekend

Cool. I got it.

What do you want?

You met her in a club, you ran into her,

He's inside, he doesn't need tags.

Those guys are going to use me up and end me.

Yeah, all right. Whatever. You stupid...

Well, it sounds very scientific.

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A man I could trust.

You're gonna wrap yourself around in a twist,

you're gonna keep your head down and your mouth shut.

- Oh, that's good. Nice. - We're in awfully deep here, Frank.

- We're goin' for a ride now! - Whoo!

Consequence of adding False information

No. Oh, no, no, no.

You don't have to do this. You don't...

- (SOBBING) - JACOB: You're going to kill him!

and their 41 shots,

You know, Naturelle is cool as shit.

Whoa! A hundred fucking million?

And don't even get me started on the dumb-in-the-cans

And Doyle detests Frank,

"You know? Nothing wrong with that."

- Why'd you tell me it was her? - Kill this cockroach.

Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps.

I would never fucking cross the line with her, man!

- GIRL: Aw! What's his name? - Doyle.

Trying not to think about it, you know?

(CHUCKLES) Okay, look,

And I cut myself, like, look, four times, man.

Grown people don't eat fried rice with their bare hands.

I ever tell you about the fights we had naming you?

And you're the talent scout, huh?

I won't squeal on you.