Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JAMES: This life came so close to never happening.
What does that mean?
(BARKING)
- Yeah, she's oozing somethin'. - (CHUCKLES)
and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity.
A man with no friends.
curry steaming outta their pores, stinking up my day.
I give a shit.
Maybe her aunt is illegal alien.
- Have a little champagne. - Okay.
- I gotta talk to you for, like, five minutes. - All right.
Funny you should say that It was funny, what you say
As much good money as I paid for this place?
She said, um.
Just don't go away, all right?
- Yeah, why? - 'Cause it's not every day
cows, farms and white churches.
I'm asking because I don't like to assume.
- Naturelle. - Naturelle? You serious?
About how you're feeling.
He's a tough little bastard. He wasn't lying down for anybody.
She talks a little bit too much, but she's cute.
you're gonna keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.
We do what we have to do to survive.
What is this? What's goin' on here?
Some men would do anything to avoid seven years in prison.
He's had bad luck.
Oh, my God, baby.
Fucking crack your fucking head open!
every other woman in the joint says that she's a slut?
It was funny what you say.
(SIGHS)
- Let's get him in the trunk. - What?
Nobody cared. That's what grandmothers do, they die.
No. But it's like a baby, okay?
Where's his bar?
Where's the little girl's room?
When I walk out this door, I'm done.
That's what I wanna know.
- No, Monty, please. Don't leave me. - NIKOLAI: Provodi. Monty, come on.
Then I got kicked off the team for fighting.
Big date, huh? Who's the new bimbo? Can I bang her first?
They lock him away, he's gone. You'll never see him again.
I make you half-black, half-Russian baby.
I appreciate the thought.
Of course. Oh, my...
- Are you sure? - I'm positive. I coach the girls' team.
- (DOORBELL RINGS) - NATURELLE: Coming!
James Brogan Junior. Good strong name.
Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.
Tyco. ImClone. Adelphia. WorldCom.
People run away but they usually come back.
(COCKS GUN)
- How you doing, brother? - Hey.
Do the ladies ever tell you that you look like a f*@king optical illusion?
Nobody here gives a shit.
Mmm. Very nice, very nice.
Jesus, look what they did to you.
I kept saying, "Montgomery Clift? Look what happened to that poor fuck.
I need you to make me ugly.
The woman fucking hates him.
Montgomery, I want you to talk to me.
selling South African apartheid diamonds.
- What're you doin'? - I'm...
I want to help your father.
And you make a new life and you never come back.
they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop,
JAMES: You get yourself a new family and raise them right.
You're fucking a guy in the mouth and he just won't shut up?
Do I make myself clear? Do I make myself clear, Frank?
Monty!
No.
- No. They'd take your bar. - My bar?
He's an old friend of mine.
You get very mad at me.
He's the absolute truth, right? I mean, he is so truth.
JACOB: Frank, stop!
Rule number one. You cannot grab half-dead animals.
with government-issued dentures.
Nothing at all for miles around.
This morning, I was shaving.
Time served. Probation.
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Do you think it would be possible for you to give me an A for this semester?
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers
'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
No. Marvin Ray broke the record last year.
- No. - No. He is.
- Jacob. - My shampanskoe, you like?
Are you allowed to stay out this late?
And I did.
MAN: (ON TV) So who really knows...
Tell me you're joking.
I'll be there for Christ's sake!
So, um...
Yeah. Paid for by the misery of other people.
You and me equals our.
- There you go. Cheers. - Thanks.
So if claim numbers drops, everybody thinks employment's gonna be up?
Don't bother with me. I'm in the 62nd percentile.
It's 15 years to life for a second pinch. I mean...
- I'll see him again. - You won't.
- Everybody knows about this? - Everybody knows.
I love you.
No, no, no. It's okay. I'll take it.
The desert's for starting over.
But he's kind of obsessing. And it's kind of scary...
Ah...
Oh. You mind if I have a seat?
One of the guys at school,
It wasn't Naturelle.
(BELCHES)
they look at these things called grades.
- You know, these Mexicans... - She's Puerto Rican.
I wouldn't know. It's not mine.
That's a nasty habit you have, you know that?
It's just a system. I mean, that's your rating.
All the bachelors in New York,
like you want to smack some sense into me.
Paid in full by the addictions of other people.
and I'm thinking, these are my friends?
I mean... I'm not saying you're a bad person, Jake.
(LAUGHING)
- What? - Can I borrow your lighter for a second?
- Take care. - I'll catch you on the other side.
This is my advice to you.
(SOBS)
(SOBBING) I'm sorry...
It's very uncomfortable. It's kind of... Kind of lumpy.
I went back to my home town.
I... I'm not looking for a mercy pop or anything.
- (BARKS) - Whoa, shit.
Just enough money for gas, sandwiches and coffee,
You're bad luck, Monty. You bring bad luck on me.
You're smart. You're way too smart for that shit.
He pulls the trigger, they close the casket, he's gone.
- What's up, Simon? - Monty, how you doin'? Good. Good.
Yeah, you do look familiar to me. How do I know you?
Here, these guys. Do you want us coming in here?