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Yeah. And I had some E earlier.

Do the ladies ever tell you that you look like a f*@king optical illusion?

I never said anything, Nikolai.

Can't have you sneaking around.

- Thanks, Jody. - Oh...

Hey. Will you quit standing there?

She's 17. All right? She's my student.

I mean, we're two Irish kids from Brooklyn.

You have no baby.

You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit?

No, I mean... You from uptown?

Hang out a minute and, look, we'll go uptown and get Doyle.

MAN: Sorry to bother you, ma'am. Is Montgomery Brogan in?

- The whole thing fell apart. - That's too bad.

Do I really know her? I don't know.

He's nice. 17 years old, man.

Before you leave, you should know.

(FRANCIS SOBBING)

Come on, if we wait much longer he's gonna be dead.

No, I didn't ask her.

I said he likes me.

Here, uh... Here's to Doyle.

- Please. (GROANS) - Why? Why? Why?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Did he break up with her or she broke up with him?

we're all competing for the same women.

- Don't do this! Don't do this. - Now, Frank. Do it. Do it!

Just get him drunk.

What the... Where the hell is this coming from, man?

Don't fucking do this, man!

- You know what time it is? - Eh?

Be still, give me a smile. Okay.

She's probably at her boyfriend's, anyway.

So slapping my ass,

Who's this fucking guy? Get the fuck outta here!

Mr. Brogan, I do believe you're fucked.

- Okay. - So, where's your man?

There's nothing I can do about that. Go up to 110th Street.

- Uh... - I'm kidding. It's not a big deal.

How's his dad doing?

Yeah, it started without you, you fat Russian fuck.

I don't know. I don't know.

Not bad for a punk from Bay Ridge.

There's no need for you to be all nasty about it, all right?

- Frank, he doesn't mean it. - You think I don't see

- That's nervous, man. - That's the word.

Like, maybe she was the one that made the phone call on me.

(CHUCKLES) No! Not the student?

Lately, you can't even look at me in the eye.

We're definitely not having any kids together

Your girlfriend and Kostya. Nobody else.

Give me the word and we'll go.

feel the number's gonna be high, around 250,000.

And with these friends of his,

Go back where you fucking came from!

I couldn't see you raising any.

Everyone in the neighborhood loved your mother. Tak?

You want to play this cowboy.

That's how I want to remember you.

I didn't say shit.

Spend the rest of your life out West, but you're still a New Yorker.

Came so close to never happening.

I could never hate you, Montgomery.

I have no choice.

trying to audition for The Sopranos!

- Why doesn't he... - Excuse me. You got a light?

Well, you're rated higher than them, yeah.

All right. Come on.

I get off at 4:00.

Now, with that much spread in the sentencing guidelines,

- That was a mistake. - Well, let's just forget it then.

A man without friends.

Better be tomorrow.

Everybody's thinking this because it's pretty much always true.

Maybe the Feds, they bust her...

Fuck my father with his endless grief,

"Thorough the iron gates of life

Just try to stick with him.

And, if I may inquire, what's your rating?

- Yeah. - She's cute. She is.

I thought that no students were allowed in the teachers' lounge.

- Oh. And? - And what did I say?

JACOB: Stop, Frank.

- Hey, easy, Doyle. - I don't see any tags on that dog.

I think we would have very...

Jacob, you're a rich Jewish kid from the Upper East Side

Looks like a different world. Mountains, hills,

- You get bite. - Dog's blood.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Please just be quiet.

- Hello? - Sorry, what?

- You know that? That's what I think. - What do you mean, convenient?

It is not just you and me now anymore when we go out.

That's you. That's where you rate.

I needed to walk around a little, you know?

How do you want him to act?

I'll take him to the hospital.

You wanted to be just like your daddy.

I really don't give a shit what you think, Frank? You're becoming a cowboy.

Yeah, definitely.

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Should I tell you how many miles he has on the car?

jiggling their dicks on my Channel 35!

I want you to be happy, so I want you to forget about me

What are these based on?

You see the way he looks at me lately?

Yeah. Everyone said she was a beautiful woman.

Come on. You are missing your party.

Don't worry about everyone else.

You know why? Because you're smarter than all of them.

One, he can run. Two, catch the bullet train.

You don't have to come. I was just saying.

Look, they used him like a fucking ashtray.

- I oughta get going. - What about your food?

- How old are you? - I'm old enough to have to ask.

What are you doing? I didn't know you ever left the school.

you could've done anything. Anything you wanted. Doctor, lawyer.

I’m Irish! I can’t get drunk

Should never have happened. You wanted money,

Now give me a bigger smile, James.

That was a mercy thing.

- The guys I grew up with. - I miss those boys.

You walk around unhappy 24/7,