Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fuck that! You know what?
JACOB: That's enough. Stop.
- I mean, she'd hop you in a second. - Monty.
I can't believe you brought my student in here.
- Going gray does bother you. - No, it doesn't.
why can't I get off the phone for half an hour? That's a sickness.
Why can't we just sit down and you know,
Who you are, where you come from.
Who says I'm joking?
- What? - She's the only girl
Yeah.
Fuck the Puerto Ricans, 20 to a car,
(CHUCKLES)
No. You... No. You're a better-than-average bachelor.
Maybe they got to her, you know.
- This is insane! - Shut up! Shut up!
You're his best friend and you never said a thing, but this is my fault?
First, money. You have none.
You want dog, I buy you nice puppy tomorrow.
I'm such an idiot.
Within moments, the unemployment number's gonna be announced.
No, I don't think so.
"To His Coy Mistress."
Getting one of those operations that elongate your penis.
- (PHONE RINGS) - Yeah. Slaughtery.
(HORN BLARING)
Who's that?
- One of Jake's students. - What?
- Maybe. - Maybe?
Ow.
Yeah, and that's what he's gonna do.
'Cause every day that he's had since then, that's because of me.
Pop.
Whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend,
They came after me to get to you.
No, no. Forget that.
And then you ask them if they know
You know, we get a, we got an old jukebox in the corner.
I don't see you working with me.
Like, "Oh, Vince, that was very powerful, very moving."
What are you thinking? I mean, I'm gonna give you a black eye
You're gonna get out, and you and me,
the way you look at her, at her titties and her ass?
(GROANING)
In the middle with the ball.
Yeah, I do it for the ladies...
- Hey. What's going on? - Who's that?
Pokemon aDVANCED Challenge Was Recordings on Rape Before a Live Audience...
- Good. 'Cause I ain't got no money. - Peter's home.
- (WHISPERING) What's he doing? - (WHISPERING) He's loco.
On the bonny, bonny banks of Loch Lomond
Means inflation goes up. You got it?
No, it's this... Castro Convertible.
She calls, she hangs up. "Please, please."
You got what you earned.
- So don't go. - Let's go to my house.
And he's going to ask us, did he play ball?
"were evidences of repression...
You're not competing with them.
You'll miss your friends, you'll miss your dog,
JACOB: You'd like to know, wouldn't you?
He's going to prison in a couple hours.
- Good to see you. - How you doing?
Bronx
I'm gonna be there when you get out.
- What shit? - Come on, Jake.
The poem.
Come. You want police coming?
New York Times says the air's bad down here.
When you have your dick in his mouth,
I didn't say a word.
Sit at home watching movies with your mother.
- If you say that... - It's a euphemism, right?
Are you serious?
You have hole in neck and blood is coming out.
You know how stubborn he is.
Just today.
You know what happens if someone sees me?
Royally.
I don't think he wants me here.
(WHISTLES) Hey, Frank. We all right?
- Tell me you're joking. - I'm joking.
Where are you going?
- MONTY: Jake! - Yeah.
How long you been sitting on this stoop?
- (BARKS) - Go on.
Only the best for you, sweetie.
Jesus Christ!
(DOG YELPING)
- Doesn't matter. - It matters to me.
I know exactly what I'm saying.
I'm coming and going at the same time.
Yeah, there's a difference?
What a name. You see the rack on that girl?
JACOB: Hold on.
Slavery ended 137 years ago. Move the fuck on!
Oh. Does he?
Set 'em up for the Dead End Kids.
"Died way too young. Bad luck."
You make friends wherever you go.
What do you think, you dumb shit?
How are you, Naturelle?
You had it all and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!
(CHUCKLES) Ooh!
I know that, you know that. They tried.
- JACOB: Nat... - Move.
No, it wasn't.
My student. I kissed her.
And there's these people that are throwing me kind of a...
You're not listening to me. I got touched.