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Now, open your mouth...
What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?
Oh, geez, I went to high school with that guy.
- Wow. - Not on the same channel, of course.
Ugh, who buys this trash?
We had to see the real Moon.
I want to see the Moon.
and apologize for being such a jerk.
Now, get in here before you freeze.
Hang on. Jump.
with blackjack and hookers.
Make a U-turn at the next crater.
Lousy arm must be rigged.
my three beautiful robot daughters, you hear?
Not for long.
You've got a future around here.
I'm going to start my own troop With blackjack! And hookers!
- Agreed? - Agreed.
The keys to the ship!
Uh, Bender, you didn't touch...
But you are lazy, right?
# Well, I'll shoot her with my ray-gun when she comes #
but it's just so artificial.
Look, I don't know about your previous captains...
One of these days Doge
Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets.
I'll learn you to sleep with my robot daughters.
I'm taking this thing out to the real Moon.
# Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray-gun when she comes #
Oh, my. I haven't picked a new captain yet.
Over there.
Well make our own Board of Peach With blackjack and hookers
One more time!
I've paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl.
Bang! Zoom! Straight to the Moon!
# She'll be coming around the mountain #
I'm never going to get used to the 31 st century.
Greetings, moon man.
Address all complaints to the Monsanto Corporation.
but the rest is mighty wicked.
I'm going to start my own xmas party with blackjack and hookers
to want to be a folksinger.